Friday, January 21, 2011

Respect Others, Then They Will Respect You.

I am not an orthodox-minded person. That means I am a very open-minded person. There is no way that I will view something just from one way, instead I will view in different ways.

I, sincerely speaking, would like to say that I dislike some of orthodox people out there. Why? I saw some of them (YES, some of them) came with a new 'hukum' that were irrational. One of my friend's teacher told him that it is forbidden (haram) to watch movies in cinemas. He said cinemas can spread bad things like 'maksiat' among people. Is that so? Then how about shopping complex? It spreads bad things too right?

I do not mean to hate them, but their ways are just annoying for me. Anything else is just fine. They are just normal. And as an open-minded person, I should respect their views, not become like a dog who barks without thinking.

p/s : feel offended by this post? what do i need to care for? wee wee

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

A Picture Tells A Thousand Stories.


I found that sign during my 'leisure' time in Kuala Pilah. It is situated at the back of a shop building. What made me interested was why is that sign situated at that kind of place? Does that mean there have been people went peeing at that place?

Wow.

p/s : to my little cutie pie honey, please get the hell out of my way!

Monday, January 17, 2011

SEMESTER II : SEMESTER MALAS.

* Sinar mentari yang diharap, akhirnya hujan yang turun*

Aku ingatkan, masuk sem II, aku makin rajin, rupanya makin malas. Malas dari segi nak study. Setakat tutor jelah yang aku buat. Tutor fizik dengan tutor maths jelah yang aku buat sepenuh hati. Tutor kimia aku buat langsi² je. 

Tidur pun, jarang lah aku tidur lambat dalam 2 3 pagi macam tu. Selalunya, pukul 11 aku dah terbongkang kat katil. Dan time aku bangun, aku akan tengok ada nya latihan maths yang aku buat sebelum tidur. Ya, latihan maths tidur sama² dengan saya. HAHA

BTW, aku dapat Band 4 untuk MUET. Untuk calon yang tak study langsung untuk MUET, boleh lah kan?

So, what should I say about UPS 2?

English : Senang lah jawab. Tapi markah takkan tinggi lah.
Physics : Soalan senang, tapi jawapan entah betul ke tak.
Maths : Dan² time tu aku lupa camne nak buat double angle. HAHA
Chemistry : Rasa² aku nak lempar je soalan tu kat pembuat soalan tu.

p/s : kenapa ayat orang marah selalunya 'fuck you' sedangkan ianya sesuatu yang best? :)

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Pukul 1 Pagi.

Okay³. Sekarang aku tengah menaip pukul 1 pagi. Yup. Waktu yang membosankan. Waktu yang majoritinya, ramai dah tidur. Kat kolej aku pun, waktu macam ni, depan bilik aku pun dah gelap. Tinggal bilik aku je yang tetap bercahaya. Study barangkali? 

Sesetengah manusia, ada tabiat bila diorang tengah bosan waktu macam ni. Ada yang main game, ada yang tengok bola, ada jugak yang blogging, macam aku lah. And ada jugak kalau bosan waktu macam ni, boleh tibai tengok porn lak. FYI, aktiviti tu aku dah lama tinggalkan. HAHA

So, aku nak cerita sikit pasal tabiat couple² remaja yang most of them tak tau apakah itu perlindungan yang selamat. Waktu diorang tengah hangat² bercinta, semua indah. Cakap pun bajet² sweet je.

"You ni baby..." (ditambah simbol <3)

Itu memang lazim lah aku dengar. Tapi kalau dah tengah gaduh, sampai boleh cakap

"Kau ni babi lah!!!" (ditambah simbol ..l..)

Biasalah kan. Tabiat remaja² sekarang. Typical teens. Aku tulis macam ni pun pasal dulu, aku pun macam ni. HAHA. Yela kan. Everything is written based on experience.

p/s : the world is wide enough for you to boast at everyone.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Selalu Bermimpi Pelik².

Ada satu malam tu, aku tidur pukul 1. Bila dah tidur, apa akan jadi? Ada mimpi. Ye, memang time aku tidur tu, aku ada mimpi.

Tapi mimpinya agak pelik dan a bit creepy.

Aku mimpi yang aku pergi kubur dengan parents aku. Bila dah sampai, aku cari kubur arwah nenek aku, tapi tak jumpa. Dah pergi merata kat setiap kubur, tapi tetap tak jumpa. Parents aku yang ikut pun tak jumpa. Last², kitorang sesat kat kubur tu. Dan disebabkan aku merasakan sesuatu yang creepy, terus aku terjaga.

Tengok jam, pukul 2. Maknanya, aku cuma perlukan sejam untuk bermimpi macam tu. Mungkin ini permainan setan saja, tapi aku rasa mungkin pasal dah lama aku tak pergi kubur arwah nenek aku. Last aku pergi dalam bulan 3 tahun lepas agaknya.

Ada juga aku mimpi yang pelik tapi best. Sekali tu, aku mimpi pergi kedai donat. Lepas tengok semua donat macam sedap je, aku pun beli lah. Tiba²,

"Hazzad!"

Kawan aku, Abu memanggil. Nak ajak aku main main tenis katanya. Aku bagitau dia pasal mimpi aku dan dia cakap, "Pelik² je mimpi kau ni."

Cukup lah. Aku nak bermain tenis dengan kawan aku. Nak mimpi jadi Robin Soderling untuk seketika. Hoho

p/s : i could be in love but i just don't know.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Maal Hijrah Versi Orang Putih.

Happy New Year semua. Walaupun aku tak sambut, ucap kat korang pun sudah lah.

So, as this is my first post in 2011,

Aku nak cerita lah pasal azam tahun baru ni. Dah nama tahun baru, mesti ramai yang tanam azam baru punya. Azam yang gila² lak tu. Padahal azam tahun lepas pun tak dapat buat lagi. HAHA

Antara azam² yang orang selalu cerita kat aku ;

1. Nak study lagi rajin. Maklumlah, nak SPM atau PMR kejadahnya kan.
2. Nak carik awek lagi cun daripada yang ada sekarang. Dasar lelaki sungguh.
3. Nak kahwin.

Tapi, selalunya, azam tu takkan menjadi. Kenapa?

Untuk azam #1, dia akan dapati bahawa facebook-ing dan skype-ing dengan kawan comolotnya jauh lagi best daripada study. Serius.

Untuk azam #2, dia akan kena di-dump oleh aweknya dan awek yang dia usha tu tak nak couple pun dengan dia. Padan muka hang!

Untuk azam #3, dia akan tengok account book dia di mana duit simpanan dia hanya 3 digit. Akaun simpanan aku pun 4 digit lah! Tapi time 2010 lah :)

p/s : don't say no. just say yeah.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Lepas Ni, Malaysia Dah Boleh Lawan Spain.

Fuyoh. Malaysia menang AFF Suzuki Cup. Something which was unevitable and I saw a very massive improvement in the Malaysian team. Hopefully that Malaysia can climb its FIFA ranking for at least 5.

So. Who should claim the success?

First. K. Rajagobal lah. Our own Malaysian 'Arsene Wenger'. HAHA. He brought success during last year's SEA games where Malaysia grabbed gold in fooball (sah² banyak perempuan yg tak tahu) and he continued the legacy by bringing young players to play in Suzuki Cup while he only took one senior player, Amri Yahyah (tak ada impak langsung). It worked and they won.

After this, I hope that K.Rajagobal will be the next England or Chelsea manager. Chelsea currently is in very deep problem. Maybe his style can save Chelsea's season. Wah. Sounds ambitious. HAHA

Second, Norshahrul Idlan Talaha. He is the best second striker in Malaysia that I have ever seen. The way he played and assist players to score is so awesome. Besides, he is a newlywed. There is some kind of extraordinary zest that every newlywed has. Not to forget, him. So, the zest is transferred into football field. HAHA. Untung isteri dia dapat suami atlet. Stamina tinggi :)

Dah. Itu je. Yang lain semua hebat. Keeper yang no 22 tu pun hebat. Agak² Arsenal nak beli pun takpe. Dah cekap kan.

Dan kepada rakyat Malaysia semua, jangan sokong Malaysia time diorang menang je, time kalah, tak nak sokong. Pastu Malaysia main kat stadium kosong. Macam mana bola sepak Malaysia nak maju?

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Musim Demam Eh?

Sekarang kat matrik, aku tengok ramai jugak yang demam. Aku pun kadang² rasa demam gak tapi tak stabil. Sekejap demam, sekejap sihat. Haih. Pelik sungguh rasanya. Tapi yang penting, aku pergi klinik, dapat MC. HAHA

Time kelas Fizik,

Cikgu Suzliana : Mubin. Kenapa datang lambat?

Mubin : Mintak maaf cikgu. Saya terlajak tidur.

Cikgu Suzliana : Macam mana boleh terlajak tidur pulak?

Mubin : Saya pening kepala cikgu.

Cikgu Suzliana : Kenapa pening kepala?

Mubin : Saya demam cikgu.

Cikgu Suzliana : Sekarang ni macam musim demam ek.

Dan sementara itu...

Aku : Wei, aku rasa aku pun demam lah.

Jenn : Demam apa lak?

Aku : Demam angau.

Jenn : Apa jadah?

Aku angau? Dengan siapa ek? Sah² malang hidup perempuan tu. LOL

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Susah Nak Gembirakan Orang.

Mak kawan aku, Izzat meninggal dunia kerana kanser tulang belakang Isnin lepas. Time dia balik dari cuti emergency dia, aku nampak mata dia seolah-olah macam berkaca. Tak sanggup aku tengok dia macam tu.

Dan di sebalik tutor Maths aku yang suruh differentiate ln (tan 3x), dia sempat jugak cakap, "Izzat tak sempat nak bagi mak dia gembira. Izzat tak sempat nak belikan mak dia kereta."

"Dan antara kamu semua, boleh tak kamu buat mak kamu gembira? Boleh, senang je. Kamu cuma perlu berubah. Berubah menjadi lebih baik."

Kalau aku diberi pilihan, mungkin susah untuk aku buat macam tu.

Dalam hidup aku, ada satu impian je yang aku nak buat untuk mak aku ; belikan dia dress Chanel dengan duit aku sendiri.

Dan aku nak tengok dia tersenyum bila pakai dress tu.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Bajet Je.

Come on. Get a life lah.

Do you think that you are great enough? Cut it out. You make me puked.

What? Can you repeat it back? I did not hear you.

Oh. You were saying that you wear a Topman, right? What? You wore a Zara too?

I do not think that I should care about that. BTW, do you know that any Topman apparel coming to Malaysian stores are the one which have been rejected in the UK?  HAHA. That is bad for you.

But it is okay because I also have one. Hiya!

And seriously, the way you that you say "Dia baru nak layan Topman. Padahal aku dah lama layan Topman" makes me to say "Poyo punya budak. Topman tu murah lah. Sebab tu aku beli Topman."

Not to mention, other fashion victims.

It would be better to buy Garage t-shirt lah. 3 for 50 only. HAHA

p/s : i lost a heart that i won't be able to have it back.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Haziqah.


*bersama makcik dia*


Ini lah fruit son (anak buah) aku. Yang penting, dia ni cute macam Ankul (uncle) dia. LOL

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Best Movie?


Yesterday, I watched Estet. There were so many jokes that I laughed so much through the movie. Not to forget, the CGI shots that were put inside this movie. The CGI made the movie. Something that even Tamil movies and Hollywood movies do not have.

Thank you Mamat 'Sivagi' Khalid for the movie. HAHA

Should I say that this is the best Malay movie? Maybe. But I saw about 3 or 4 scenes where the plots plateaued which made me bored. But for overall, my friend said that this is the best movie. He also said "Patut lah Mamat Khalid marah filem ni tak menang."

By the way, best English movie for me? No English movie can beat Inception.


Why Inception? Easy. This movie shows reality. The reality that you can control your own dream. I can do that.

p/s : you cannot bribe me with money, you cannot shower me with shame.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Direct Translasi.

Nowadays, many English words have been directly translated into Malay. Do I need to say that it is something good? Maybe because of we can have better Malay vocabulary. But the thing is, it brings one badness in which many of us will know the direct meaning of one English word rather than the pure meaning in Malay. 

For example, many of us would say that national in Malay is nasional rather than kebangsaan.

BTW, I like direct translation, especially for lyrics because it is funny. Do not want to believe me? Just read below.

" Jangan panggil nama aku, jangan panggil nama aku, Alejandro
Aku bukan awek kau, aku bukan awek kau, Fernando
Tak nak cium, tak nak sentuh
Cuma hisap satu rokok dan diam
Jangan panggil nama aku, jangan panggil nama aku, Roberto"

*picked from Lady Gaga - Alejandro lyrics

What? Scared that I am very brave to use Alejandro lyrics? Do not worry lah for those who believed that Lady Gaga is an Illuminati. It is just a conspiracy theory. Doesn't mean that if I use her lyrics, my faith will fade.

It would be very silly if you are going to say that.

p/s : Though you break my heart, you are the only one.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Kids' Fairytale.

Haikal : Hakim nak jadi angkasawan.

Aku : Abang kau tu?

Haikal : Yelah.

Aku : Jangan sawan je sudah.

Teringat time aku budak² dulu sejak aku sepupu aku yang kecik tu cakap camtu. Yelah. Time budak² dulu, impian berlambak. Cita² senang je bertukar.

Darjah 1 - Nak jadi doktor
Darjah 2 - Nak jadi jurutera
Darjah 3 - Nak jadi askar
Darjah 4 sampai darjah 6 - Nak jadi arkitek

Ingatlah jugak time darjah 3, arwah nenek aku tanya

Nenek : Zad. Nanti besar nak jadi apa?

Aku : Jadi askar.

Nenek : *kepelikan*

Yang lagi best, ada kawan aku kat sekolah rendah dulu, cita² dia nak jadi doktor dengan saintis. Jadi dia cakap  "Time siang aku jadi saintis, bila malam aku jadi doktor lak." Bila fikir betul², rasa nak gelak je.

So, impian time budak² dulu kita tu tercapai tak?

Melihat result SPM, Bio aku B. Eh. Mana layak nak jadi doktor ni. Fizik pulak A. Masih ada harapan lagi lah nak jadi engineer, bukan jurutera. Tapi, belum tentu aku akan jadi engineer. Plus, bukan aku nak pun jadi engineer.

Jadi, akhir kata aku, impian time budak² dulu boleh dianggap takkan jadi. Bayangkan, budak pandai math yang nak jadi mathematician pun belum tentu jadi mathematician, mungkin dia end up jadi pelacur. Hoho

p/s : she's a monster, beautiful monster, but i don't mind.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Ber-Bendul.

Demi menghilangkan kekalutan tak reti differentiate ln, tak dapat nak integrate polynomial, lupa alpha beta, hilang ilmu Calvin cycle, tak reti carik pH buffer solution, lupa formula r.m.s speed of molecules, dan sebagainya;

jadi aku dan kawan² searas aku pun ke Ulu Bendol. Matlamat yang lain ialah untuk mencari awek² supaya dibuat mesej dan calling² (kawan aku je yang buat tu).

Kitorang masuk tempat yang agak dalam. Serius puas mandi kat situ. Ada jugak kawan aku yang gi skodeng couple² kat situ. Takde kerja betul.

Disebabkan handphone aku yang kamera paling ok, jadi aku ambik lah gambar sikit².




Korang tengok yang belakang tu. HAHA

Bila dah Ulu Bendol, jadi sem depan kena ke PD lah gamaknya. Ek?

p/s : you are the best thing that's ever been mine.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Final Exam.

Asal final exam, ramai punya lah yang tension. Siap ada yang histeria sekali time study. Tapi agak²-nya, aku tension tak?

Afiq : Hazzad. Tenis jom!
Aku : Jom!
Botak : Futsal lar jom!
Aku : Boleh lah!

Sampai kat court futsal, satu haram pun takde. Time tu la, baru aku merasa agak tension ye. HAHA

Jadi, hasil PSPM-ing,

English : Apakah soalan itu semua?
Kimia : Mencarut ber-infinity kali lah gak time aku menjawabnya.
Maths : Membunuh otak aku je.
Fizik : Bengkek bila jawapan tak sama dengan yang dia bagi. Haish~~~

p/s : love is a ghost that i fear to touch.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Uh - Oh.

Okay people. Let's count out deeds.

Meanwhile, do not forget to count our sins too.

Done counting? So, it is proven that sins are way larger than deeds in the form of equation which is (sins = deeds^10)

Not to frighten all of you but I would like say that we do not know when we will die. That's all.

Plus, do you remember Nostradamus' prophecy? He said that the end of the world will be at 21st December 2012 which is Friday. The Koran has stated that the end of the world will be happened on Friday. Erm. Some kind of coincidence maybe?

p/s : It is not love if you constantly change that love.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Why?

Kenapa aku selalu balik rumah je?

Senang je jawapannya. Kat Kuala Pilah tu, takde life. Automatik jiwa aku mati kat matrik Kuala Pilah tu.

Kat sana, kalau aku tak study, aku main futsal. Tak futsal, melepak kat bilik sebelah. Tak melepak, tidur jelah.

Cerita pasal tidur, kalau time weekend di mana aku tak balik, time pagi² sah² aku akan tidur. Kalau sekejap takpe, ini lama lak tu.

"Baru pukul 8. Awal lagi lak!" *sambung balik tidur
Lepas tu,
"Ala. baru 9.30 kot. Sambung lagi lah!" *tidur balik
Last²,
"Alamak. Dah pukul 12. Baju pun belum basuh ni." *baru bangun

p/s : we will not always have an umbrella because we always have clouds.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Current Favorite Songs

Gio - Bila Cinta
Tiesto ft. Nelly Furtado - Who Wants To Be Alone
Mike Posner - Cooler Than Me
David Guetta ft. Fergie - Gettin' Over You
Flo Rida - Club Can't Handle Me
Usher ft. Pitbull - DJ Got Us Falling In Love
Enrique Iglesias ft. Pitbull - I Like It
Katy Perry - Teenage Dream
Avenged Sevenfold - So Far Away
Cheryl Cole - Rain On Me
Beyonce - Broken Hearted Girl
Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are

Btw, no indie? Yes, it is. Indie has become more boring. Baik gua layan lagu Spring - Bourgenvilla daripada lagu Bengpes - Soldier. Hoho

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Auto Is Better Than Manual?

Hidup memang tak akan ikut apa yang kita nak. Hidup ini seperti transmission manual. Kalau kita tetap pada gear 1, sah² kita akan ketinggalan dan enjin pun meletup. Yelah, overheat punya pasal. Tapi kalau kita dah selesa pada gear 5 dan tengah kat top speed lalu tiba² ada kambing di tengah jalan, apa patut kita buat? Elak lalu masuk longkang? Brek dan tukar ke gear rendah?

Macam yang aku cakap, hidup memang takkan ikut kehendak kita. Macam aku. UPS tak sampai target pun. 3.42 yang mampu aku dapat. Padahal kawan² aku siap ada yang 4 flat. Mungkin percaturan hidup aku yang salah. Takpe. Bak kata cikgu Fizik aku, "Gagal sekali boleh belajar semula. Tapi kalau gagal benda yang sama lagi sekali, itu bodoh namanya."

Seolah-olah aku memang berada dalam New World Order. Hidup berlandaskan apa yang kita nak dan idamkan tanpa memikirkan soal keakhiratan. Tapi untuk aku, seolah-olah macam dunia tak dapat, akhirat pun tak dapat. Thank you Jewish statesmen for creating this kind of situation.

p/s : It's a sunny day, so I got nowhere to hide, not a cloud in the sky, so I'm pretending I've got something in my eyes, just so you won't see me cry.