MALU.

Sudah menjadi lumrah manusia di dunia ini. Mula² malu. At last, malu tu dah takde. Well, aku pun macam tu gak. Gambar di bawah menerangkan segalanya.

*aku tak mabuk ok!

Dan kadang² ada gak orang yang memang tak tau malu tahap ekstrem sampai dia tunjuk kemaluan dia. Tapi aku bukan macam tu. HAHA

Dan perasaan malu tu boleh berubah sama ada bersama kawan atau keluarga. Tak percaya? Situasi dibawah mungkin boleh ubah kepercayaan korang tu.

Mother : Hazzad! Tak pergi solat jumaat ke?
Me : Tak ada orang nak tumpang -.-
Mother : Hish. Kawan bawak pergi JJ ada. Kawan bawak pergi solat jumaat takde. Apa lah!
Me : (Diam)

Ayat mak aku serius memang mendalam. Malu woah!

p/s : do I have the guts to take A-Level?

Serius Ini LAME!

Bak kata pepatah orang tua yang aku tau ; Quran buruk. Yelah, nak dibaca tak boleh, nak dibuang dosa pulak.

Tapi kalau porn buruk? Nak dibuang sayang, nak tengok dosa. HAHA

Ok. Aku nak cerita pasal hipokrit. Sebelum tu, aku nak buat pengakuan. Memang aku ni hipokrit. Tapi ada sebab jugak kenapa aku jadi hipokrit. Yelah, kadang², byk kawan aku suka macam nak korek² rahsia daripada aku. Jadi, untuk mengelak, aku cakap jelah 'entah' dan 'xtau'. Ini memang macam menipu tapi aku sertakan muka hipokrit aku ni. Yes. Memang hipokrit.

Tapi, aku pantang kalau ada yang hipokrit dekat orang yang aku sayang. Seriously, it is like being unfaithful to your lover. Yelah, dekat depan, baik je. Pijak semut tapi semut tu boleh angkat balik kaki tu. Tapi dekat belakang, perangai macam setan. Muka pun dah macam mat ganja. Baguslah. HAHA

Tapi ini tak bermakna aku tak layan org yang hipokrit tu. Aku cuma layan lah. Buat² layan dia. Well, it is good to be hypocrite towards someone who is hypocrite. Kan?

Eh. Aku tulis post dalam BM ke? Macam pelik jep -.-

Jom Ber - Reviu!

Hello readers. Before I go deeper into this post, I would like to say 'Torrent cools!' At least, I can download tonnes of music and movies from that software. And even porn maybe?

Out of all artistes'/bands' albums that I had downloaded, these two albums below can best be rated as 'awesome'. Why? I simply can't explain that.

Ne-Yo. Year Of The Gentleman (2008). Ok. This is a freaking lame album made by him. But I only managed to download it about two months ago. That's so slow of me. LOL. I like this Negrita. Do you like him? Anyway, I don't regret downloading this album rather than Lenka's album which is boring. Well, I can't deny his 'power' in having R&B and pop songs. All the songs in this album are so rhythmic. And the lyrics are quite catchy as well. For example, take a look at a portion of Nobody lyrics.

She's a super natural for real,

Her crazy style, her sex appeal...

No wonder my sister went to his concert. And his songs are suitable for those who are stuck in a massive traffic jam. At least they sound more tranquil than Ke$ha. HAHA. Songs to hear - Closer, Miss Independent & Lie To Me


Breaking Benjamin. Dear Agony (2009). You must be wondering and asking 'who the hell is this Breaking Benjamin?' Don't worry. Breaking Benjamin is an American metal band. Not so famous rather than Avenged Sevenfold and Slipknot. And that album cover, looks insane. Do they need to put part of vertebrae as their cover album? But I would like to share about the songs in this album. There is no so-long guitar solo like typical metal songs have. And the lyrics are quite sentimental indeed. For instance, a portion of Give Me A Sign lyrics ;

I can feel you falling away,
No longer the lost,
No longer the same...

Sounds absurd for a metal band to have kind-of sentimental lyrics. But there are a liitle bit of screaming and hard guitar solo. So, I recommend this album for those who have bored hearing electro songs for everyday of his/her life. Songs to hear - Anthem Of The Angels & Dear Agony.

FYI, I'm not asking you to download their albums. This is just an opinion made by me. Actually, there are more awesome albums that I have but due to my prinsip that not to make a very long post, I limit them to become two.

p/s : My brain has been scattered. Looks like I need to blame my brother and father.

I'm Judging A book By Its Index.

My house is becoming dusty and dirty. Damn, I hate it. It is because of the upper bathroom's renovation. Just imagine packs of cements, loads of tiles and a new set of jamban being put in front of my bedroom. Huh! What a traffic!

FYI, I'm not going to write about that renovation. I want to write about the workers that are busy renovating that bathroom. For sure, they are Indonesians. For what sake you wish to have Bangladeshis renovating houses? HAHA

Upon looking at them, they are just ordinary. But, one thing is, things they are wearing - extraordinary. Why? Do you ever see them wearing Levi's? No? Well, just come to my house. I see those Levi's as the original one, not the UpTown's one. Maybe this is one of the talents that branded apparel freaks like me, have. -.-

For making things clearer, there was one situation in my house ;

Me : (Heard a nice ringtone)
Dad : (Walked through stairs) Hazzad...
Me : Nape?
Dad : Tau tak, org yg tgh buat kerja tu, pakai Blackberry.
Me : Huh???

Shocking right? Well, I guess this is the time for us to realize that anyone can have branded things as a stickyard for their success(maybe).

I know that some of you may say this, "Maybe they rob people." Yes, we can't deny that but, do we ever see robbers pray?

They are not working to impress people, they are working to impress God.

p/s : I'm losing my sarcasm.

I Love My Race But It Seems That They Don't Love My Race.

Time stays counting. For sure, there will be no pause. I'm just back from a short 'retirement'. For what reason? Easy loh! For the sake of Anwar Ibrahim's sodomy case trial.

I would like to make a prophecy that after the trial ends, this one particular product will be a hit among consumers in Malaysia. Well, it is K-Y JELLY (look above). FYI, this product is a sexual lubricant. For those who have not tried sex, yet, let me tell you about the way to use it. Well, just simply rub it into your v-word or a-word. And, you will have a much smoother intercourse. Fot those sex maniacs out there, use that product. At least, you are showing some support to Anwar. HAHA

Ok. As I see at several blogs, there are too many condemns threw towards Anwar. And I found several others who are still supporting him. Yes, Malaysia is a democracy nation. You can say anything that you want. I can have a hardcore threesome but, I don't want actually. But, the thing is, these people who are I should say, quarelling over one unofficial gay, are Malays. No Chinese, no Indians. Sounds like not 1Malaysia after all.

These Malays can simply say at the person of their own race as 'bangsat', 'otak kat lutut', 'IQ kurang', 'bodoh nak mampos' and 'bebal'. For one simple reason which is politics, they have hearts to do these kind of things. Don't they realize that the race of Malay has been shattered and they want to add more problems? Maybe they will be happy to see the race of Malay to be extinct.

It is so pathetic to see the Malays quarelling over themselves. I wonder when will be the time where all Malays stay united. If not, Malaysia will be invaded by the Israelis and Americans. One of their way of invasion is by making the Malays to quarrel. Simple but effective!

To make things become hotter, I found this quote at someone's blog ;

PAS itu Melayu,

UMNO itu Islam.

Well, if that case, UMNO should be replaced with UINO - United Islam Nation Organization. Makes sense right? And that PAS thing, I don't care much! I don't like PAS actually. Or maybe, I don't like fanatical politics! It is like a HIV virus.

To close this post, I should call these typical kind of Malays as Meleis. It is originated from the word MALAISE that means great discomfort. Thanks to Obefiend!

p/s : this post is not created to make shame of someone else. what is the point of destroying a person's life when that person is the same race with us? digest it into your douche!

Thought Of Cancelling This Blog

Should I begin this post with an 'assalamualaikum'? It looks preposterous. Well, as my 'iman' is as thin as an apple skin, I should begin with an 'ass' instead.

Lately, my interest in Facebook and MySpace has been decreased gradually (like in Add Maths' linear graph. haha) and it is blogging who took charge over my interest. It is like a deja-vu. Yeah. I think it is a good time for that deja-vu so that I can enter the premiere attention of the whole Malaysia, through my blog post. HAHA

Days go by but nothing has changed, except my new futsal shoes. It is hard to make a decision especially if it can influence my future. A few days ago, my father gave a very erm, kind of bullshit idea. He said that I should consider to take STPM. Watafak! He then gave some reasons, including his soon-to-be retirement. Don't talk crap lah ayah oi! Your idea should be considered as a douchebag!

Due to my consideration and current condition, I think I should retire from blogging. Yelah, I saw that my blog is not so popular and has little number of comments. Maybe there are loyal readers out there, but at least, can you drop some comment please?

And for those bloggers that I don't comment his/her posts, don't be mad lah! One reason is, I don't feel pleased with your posts. Typical posts like daily diary and favourite boybands, they are just lame. Not my type. Except if you write them in a hilarious way, well, I'm in!

p/s : this post, maybe my last post, is quite boring. I myself even can question myself 'Did I write this shit?' For all readers, thank you so much for visiting this blog. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang for you :)

Mare.

Sebut ayat bawah ni laju², ber-ulang² kali

I want a fork on the table

Korang faham tak korang baru sebut apa tadi? Alamak! Wan aku kat kampung pun faham lah!

Ok. Still have nothing new in my life, yet. Still waiting for my new futsal shoes. Ala ayah, tak sampai dua ratus pun. Belikan ar! Nike5 je! HAHA

Aku ada baca kat internet, satu laman web ni. Dia cakap, rumours lah, mulai 1 Mei, harga petrol akan naik jadi RM3.70 utk RON95 dan RM3.90 utk RON97. Tapi, harga kereta pulak akan turun. Harga kereta tempatan akan diturunkan at least 40%. Cukai untuk kereta luar negara lak akan diturunkan dari 200% jadi 30% je. Looks like lepas ni, Mercedes bukan kereta mewah lagi ar.

Tapi halnya skang, org tak beli kereta macam beli ayam kat Giant tu, org beli dan guna petrol macam tauke Sunway Lagoon gunakan air. Korg faham tak?

Kalau benda ni jadi realiti, habislah kerajaan Malaysia kena tibai dgn pembangkang :D

Shit Ar!

It usually takes me about half an hour to sleep well.

My sleepless night now will come haunting me.

For what reason? Simple! As I heard by rumours, SPM results will be announced on 25th Feb.

So, what scares you most rather than your becoming SPM results?

Dissatisfied!

Super Junior akan dtg Malaysia pd bulan Mac.

Oh. Boyband Korea tu? Don't care lah!

Dan ia meninggalkan peluang utk band² Barat spt Green Day dan Paramore utk perform di Malaysia.

And they chose Singapore instead of Malaysia.

I wonder why the government is so strict about having foreign artistes or bands concert.

Maybe the government likes those Negritas to have concert.

Well, just look at Ne-Yo.

But the thing is, I like Ne-Yo :D

What?

Terjumpa satu ayat yg best ni ;

"Seorang wanita menghadapi kesulitan apabila ia berada di antara lelaki yang dicintainya dan yang mencintainya".

Kalau lelaki itu adalah yang sama, macam mana? Jawapan nya senang je, utk wanita tu, hilangkan kesulitan itu, layan je lelaki itu. OK! Case solved!

Next demonstration for objecting the usage of word Allah ; I'll join.
ISA? I'm not afraid at all!
Demonstrasi kat Masjid Negara minggu lepas pun ak join.
So, nak hantar FRU ber-lori² pun takpe!

*gila sungguh ak ni.

5ST1 2009

Kelas paling pandai (kot) - 5ST1

Kelas paling gila - 5ST1

Dey! Kelas ni memang kelas paling variety kat SMK Sri Andalas pada tahun 2009. Nak cakap pandai tu bape ramai, silap besar ar tu! Kenapa aku cakap kelas paling variety? Yelah, pergaduhan, pemuasan nafsu kuda, percakaran, peng-gosip-an, peng-kantoi-an, just name it. Ada je dalam kelas ni.

Ok³. Sini aku cerita dalam². Setakat pelajar 5ST1 yg msk Kuiz Fizik, Kuiz Kimia or what so ever, itu lame ar! That's just ordinary. Well, apa yg aku nak cerita ni, this is extraordinary. Pelajar yg couple², sikit punya ramai yg ada. Antaranya aku ar! HAHA!

Second, pelajar buat pergaduhan atau permusuhan dengan budak orang lain. Antaranya aku gak! Tapi ada sebab gak! Skandal antara pelajar 5ST1 pun ada. Jangan terkejut. Orang tu aku rahsiakan. Tapi dalam kelas, memang nampak jelas benda tu. HAHA! Takpe yg tak best nya, sampai terjadi nya perang dingin dalam 5ST1. At last, aku ngan kawan aku ban sorang ni yg sgt longkang. Spe dia tu? Perlu ke korang tau?

Dulu pernah cikgu kelas 5ST1, Puan Raja Fatimah bagitau kat kelas 'tak guna ber-cinta² ni'. Tapi apa yg bertindak sebagai respons? HAHA. Apa kegemaran pelajar 5ST1? Keluar atau blah dari kelas time Maths. Yelah, cikgu yg ajar tu, mak aih. Damn boring wei. Aku pun kaki keluar time Maths. Pergi kantin, minum², and jalan lambat² keliling satu blok.

Kegemaran yang lain? Ponteng atau balik awal. Untuk rekod, ramai gak yg kaki tak datang sekolah. Alasan nya, study kat rumah. Poyo lebih! Balik awal pun ramai gak yg buat. Pengawas lak tu. Antara nya, aku jugak! Yes, I did it, twice. Dengan kawan sekelas, kitorang keluar dengan uniform pengawas, jalan je guna pagar depan tu. HAHA. Destinasi nya? Rumah orang yg tak datang sekolah. Nak buat lagi gila, pernah masa buat tu, Cikgu Latifah, Cikgu Rashidah ngan cikgu kelas kitorang nampak. Kantoi baik punya!

Yang nafsu kuda pun apa kurang nya. Sorang pelajar 5ST1, buat 'drama' time rehat masa trial SPM. Yang hebat nya, kat dewan lak tu. Aku antara saksi nya. Wah³. Aksi seterika badan, peluk², memang macam kat sekolah USA lak. At last, kena marah ngan Cikgu Hazlina. Hoho.

But, the thing is, I miss this class.

Cure.

Cure for soar throat? Just use Strepsils.

Cure for headache? Paracetamol lah weyh!

Cure for cancer? Chemotherapy perhaps.

Cure for liver failure? Ask an organ donor instead!

Cure for kidney problem? Haemodialysis may help but you will die anyway!

Cure for heart broken? None.

Well, just let me die in vain. What do you care anyway?

Saya.

Q : Kenapa baby air liur dia asyik meleleh je?

A : Sebab dia tak reti meludah :D

Ok³. Sekali-sekala buat lawak sikit, apa salahnya kan. Kita perlu gak jadi happy. Jangan memanjang je menyedih. Walaupun kita tgh tension, senyum je utk sembunyikan tension tu. Itu baru bagus. And 1 fact. Aku jarang amalkan benda tu. HAHA

Nak tau key to happiness? Mengikut Theodore Roosevelt yg dlm citer Night At The Museum 2, ianya adalah physical exercise. Tah apa² tah. Tapi jawapan dia senang je. Do something you love with someone that you love. Ok. Korang pernah buat camtu?

Buatlah selagi masih sempat ek.

take care then.

L - word.

Titanic? It has been a long time since I last watched it. Rasa best je. You jump, I jump. Sweet gila lah ayat tu. Haih, kan bagus kalau aku jadi Jack dalam citer tu.

Post ni bukan untuk citer pasal Titanic atau Jack, tapi pasal You jump, I jump. Orait. It is just a phrase. Tapi kalau kita selami benda tu dalam², itu kesetiaan tu. Yes, like what Juana showed in The Pearl.

Tapi korang tak perlu nak persoalkan aku setia ke tak. Nak tau? Tanya kat orang yg pernah dgn aku dulu. Kalau tak paham gak? FO. Kengkadang, apa yg aku tengok dalam filem, macam Titanic, bagi aku inspirasi untuk ada nilai² kemuliaan dekat orang yg aku sayang.

Ini bukan English Paper 2 mahupun BM Paper 2 soalan 4. Jadi, tak perlu aku hurai luas². Nanti ada gak orang yg muntah² baca post aku, pasal panjang sangat.

Tapi korang tau apa balasannya menjadi setia kat orang yg kita sayang? Jawapan nya senang je. Orang tu akan setia gak kat kita. Unless and unless and unless, orang tu playboy atau playgirl. Is it right folks?

:D

Sensitif Lah Sikit!

Apparently, man is the one who should take responsible for global warming. Tapi, 'man' yg aku cakap ni bukan lelaki mcm aku ni! 'Man' itu adalah pemimpin² dunia, especially yg maju.

Tau Protokol Kyoto? Kalau tak tau, sini aku bagitau. Protokol ni diwujudkan pd 1997 untuk memerangi pemaNASan global. Semua negara sain protokol ni. Ada negara yang tak tau nak sain ke tak @ ragu² (bodoh sungguh). Tapi yg best, ada satu negara yg tak sain langsung protokol tu.

FYI, negara tu merupakan pengeluar gas rumah hijau yg terbesar di dunia. Ok lah, nak bagi senang, the USA lah. Hebat sungguh negara tu.

Sekarang, negara² pulau macam Tuvalu dan Cook Islands dikatakan akan ditenggelami air. Orait²! Ikut bio, bila dah global warming, ais akan mencair. Jadi, paras laut akan meningkat. So, pulau² akan tenggelam. Bagus ke situasi camtu untuk the USA dgn negara² maju? Agaknya, dorang ketawa ber-dekah² tgk situasi jadi camni.

Aku tulis citer global warming memang untuk slam negara² maju yg ada kat dunia ni. Yelah, kerakusan dorang untuk memajukan negara dorang lagi buat situasi jadi camni. Dan dorang tak macam berusaha pun untuk memerangi pemanasan global. Malaysia pun ada gak berusaha. Ada satu ayat ni;

They don't look at the cost of inaction, which is the extinction of the human race.

So, do I need to say more?

COP15 yg baru berlangsung (tak berjaya pun), macam takde guna pun. Bayangkan bawah Barrack Obama, USA cuma akan kurangkan pengeluaran gas rumah hijau sebyk 17%. What the??? 17% je? Kalau 50%, aku boleh terima. Tapi... itu macam sial pun ada gak tu.

Aku tau USA tu memang besar, tapi kalau kena tsunami tinggi macam dalam citer 2012 tu, baru nak menyesal. Masa tu memang aku gelak jelah. Hoho

Aku terbayang gak, camne Barrack Obama boleh dapat Nobel Peace Prize. Apa yg dia dah buat ek? Setakat tutup Penjara Guantanamo tu je. Tapi banduan dalam tu kena kurung lagi kat Illinois. Haiyo. And aku tengok dia macam tak buat pape untuk kepentingan Israel.

So, prediction aku; Barrack Obama akan jatuh. Tapi, tak tau bila. Dengan cara plg senang, skandal! Cukuplah dengan Tiger Woods dah kena! HAHA

*post ni keliling satu dunia kan? haha

Lyrics In My Life.

A portion of Ukays - Di Sana Menanti Di Sini Menunggu lyrics ;

Sungguh ku merasa resah
Untuk menilai sesuatu yang indah

Well, that's me. I just can't decide whether to appreciate or abandon something valuable for me. It is just like a dilemma, a never ending decision. I even can't choose one person out of two, or maybe out of three. If I choose A, what will happen to B and C? Sometimes, my brain splashes its ridiculous solution ; choose neither of them. But that's cruel. I may be sarcastic but I won't be cruel (except past things). HAHA

Dah lah. Tukar BM jelah. Jadi, aku harap yg my next love story aku takkan jadi macam dalam lagu Justin Bieber - Common Denominator.

I don't wanna go back to just being one half of the equation

You understand what I'm saying?

*next post mungkin agak sial! yelah, satu dunia bakal dipusing!

Yesh!

Lyrics picked from Paramore - Playing God ;

If God's the game that you're playing

Well, we must get more acquainted

Well, i won't do that. It's forbidden in Islam!

But, as long this post is not sensitive, i can keep writing this kind of post, right?

Those Who Burdens Me, Just F.O

Aku masih menghargai manik di seberang aku, bukan permata di depan aku. Kenapa ek? Entahlah.

Kadang², benda yg kita sangka itu saje je, gurauan je, blh jd sesuatu yg kasar kat org lain. Aku dah byk kali kena camtu and org tu cuma cakap, "sori lah." Sial habes lah org tu. Dia tak sedar yg dia dah rosakkan hidup aku. Nak aku jadi sarcastic? Sure. Why not? Tapi spesis longkang cam dia mmg takkan paham lah benda camtu. Yelah, byk sgt bendasing kat kepala otak dia. Kutu lah, itu lah, ini lah. Geli aku.

Bukan aku je yg tak suka kat spesis tu, kawan aku yg lain pun sama. Pape pun, aku tunggu je ko dah 25. Tah apa yg jadi lah! HAHA

Eh korang. Tau tak best apparel yg aku boleh pakai utk gi party? Jgn korang cakap pakai boxer je! kang free² kena penyepak tahap cibot drpd aku.

*tunggu jelah next post. maybe that's more adult!

Let's Be An Adult !

Orait³. My first adult-ly post. Eh, wujud ke word adult-ly tu? Ha, whatever.

So, korang dah tau citer pasal pemimpin yg hebat mendoakan benda yg jahat kat PM kita tu? Haha. Ngok tul. Pasal tak nak bagi royalti minyak je, dah buat camtu. Pelik tul lah ada gak orang camtu kat dunia kita ni. PM tu bukannya Yahudi mahupun Nasrani yang bila didoa, sah² akan dikabulkan. And at last, as i expected, jadi isu politik. Bagi aku yg neutral ni, lihat dorang macam tu seolah-olah dah tak tau yang mana kebenaran, yang mana batil.

Sekarang, bukan banyak lagi selebriti, tak kira selebriti politik, sukan, modeling, lakonan, ada skandal. Latest, Tiger Woods. Wah, orang yang kulit sama macam kayu baru kena tebang, pun mampu ada skandal banyak². Tapi aku baik. Tak main lah skandal² ni. Yang aku pelik, nape kawan² aku cakap yg aku ni playboy? Hermm...

Harga mas kahwin untuk Selangor naik jadi RM 300, start 1 Jan 2010. Apahal lah naik? Johor boleh je Rm 23.50, selamber je. As usual, pemimpin yang hebat tu buat statement yang macam persoalkan benda tu. Ala, bukan ko yang nak kahwin! Orang lain!

Bak kata orang, apa yang kita buat, tanggung lah sendiri. Aku on je tulis benda² camni. Kalau ISA yg aku kena nanti, so what? Wei, Anwar Ibrahim jadi hebat pasal dulu dia kena masuk ISA. Nelson Mandela, kena penjara pasal berjuang menentang Dasar Apartheid. At last, jadi pemerintah RSA. Jadi, apa salahnya aku jadi camtu.

Konklusinya, does this post adult enough?

*bayangkan aku buat post ni sambil dengar Aril - Menatap Matamu. haha. bukan bagi ilham pun.

I'm Back!

Lepas 4 minggu yang macam bodoh, sakai, gila, anjing, haram, aku mem-blogging semula!

Yeah! Lepas ni, aku tak payah susah² nak pakai uniform sekolah lagi!

So, based on SPM, aku boleh cakap yang;
1.BM - gile. lenguh tgn aku.
2.BI - cipan.
3.MATH - biase je.
4.SEJARAH - bodoh betul.
5.AGAMA - Itu latihan ke?
6.BIO - geleng kepala jawab.
7.FIZIK - org buat paper 3 sejam stgh, aku buat sejam je.
8.ADD MATH - membunuh!
9.KIMIA - bangsat habes!

Kalau SPM aku straight A's, memang aku nazar puasa 2 minggu!

So, after this, content blog tak akan macam budak² lagi. Semua standard adult punya. For those who are racist, prejudice, sceptical, nerd, open-minded, you are welcomed to my blog!

ciao.