I Just Did This.

OK Atiqah. Aku buat post yang kau tag aku ni. Demi kau, aku buat lah. Lagipun, dah lama aku tak buat post macam ni.

1. Bekas kekasih saya adalah:

 seorang perempuan yang cute dan sweet.

2. Saya sedang mendengar:

David Guetta - Grrr (lagu genre electro)

3. Mungkin saya patut:

mintak kemeja Armani Exchange kat abang saya. LOL

4. Saya suka:

total football. its the best style of playing football.

5. Sahabat-sahabat baik saya:

nama pun sahabat baik. mestilah mereka tu baik kan.

6. Saya tak paham:

kenapa budak² perempuan cakap justin bieber ni cute or handsome. apahal?

7. Saya kehilangan:

idea nak buat post baru kat blog.

8. Ramai yang berkata:

yang lionel messi itu seorang alien. well, his coach says that too.

9. Makna nama saya:

selama aku hidup kat dunia ni, aku tak tau pun makna nama aku ni. serius.

10. Cinta itu adalah:

seperti ikatan antara kita dan orang lain. biarlah kita tak miliki diri orang itu asalkan kita miliki hati orang itu dengan cinta kita.

11. Di suatu tempat, seseorang sedang:

clubbing di satu club sambil pegang sebotol Jack Daniels.

12. Saya akan cuba:

mengawal naluri semulajadi saya.

13. Ayat SELAMANYA membawa maksud:

forever until the very end.

14. Telefon bimbit saya:

N73 warna hitam.

15. Bila saya terjaga dari tidur:

saya akan tengok kat hp sama ada terdapat mesej atau miscall.

16. Saya paling meluat apabila:

ada orang menikam dari belakang orang lain.

17. Pesta/Parti adalah :

sesuatu yang saya suka sangat. full with chicks. hoho

18. Haiwan yang paling comel yang saya pernah temui ialah:

Harimau Belang kat Zoo Negara.

19. Peringkat umur yang paling menyeronokkan bagi saya ialah:

17 tahun. macam² benda yang terjadi.

20. Hari ini:

Selasa

21. Malam ini saya akan:

buat apa² yang saya suka.

22. Esok pula saya akan:

start fikir untuk shopping apa. haha

23. Saya betul-betul ingin:

itu slingbag Burberry. hoho

24. Ketika anda lihat wajah anda di hadapan cermin pagi ini:

rambut saya makin panjang lah pulak.

25. Pusat membeli-belah atau arked permainan:

pusat membeli-belah lah.

26. Makanan Barat atau Jepun :

 Barat jelah.

27. Bilik yang terang atau gelap:

separa terang dan gelap.

28. Makanan segera adalah:

fast food. like what you can get at McDonald's or Burger King.

29. Ayat terakhir yang anda katakan pada seseorang?

gudnite.

30.Siapa yang anda mahu Tag?

sesiapa lah. kalau anda baca, adalah diharap supaya anda turut buat survey post ni. some kind of good actually. but i don't know for what aspect. haha

p/s: love me, kiss me, hug me, and i will do exactly the same things you did.

How Pathetic.

Do you know why the Kelantan state government wants the petroleum royalty so badly? Let me tell you.

I managed to know the reason only by looking at the Kelantanese environment, the roads and the buildings. Guess what, the roads in Kelantan are among the worst that I have ever travelled at. And plus, look at the buildings. Pasar Siti Khadijah is a great place for buying groceries but that place looks so old and lame. I wonder where is the allocation for maintaining it?

One simple reason lah, politics. I know that if the Kelantan state government got that royalty, for sure they will improve the condition of the roads and buildings. But dreams stay as dreams. Ye lah, Kelantan state goverment tu PAS punya. Federal goverment tu BN punya. Different political parties. So, a situation of 'menganak-tirikan' occurs. No allocation given to the Kelantan state government. But I saw the LHDN office in Kota Bharu. So, where is the Kelantan people's money paid for taxes? Disappear? Fukkkkk sama lu lah fed. gov.

Let's be a bit logic. As Kelantan people do not get better infrastructure and environment, how come they want to vote for BN? It would be some kind of stupid lah. It is like you want someone to be with you but you don't want to do something for that someone? Easy right?

One more thing. Just look at Pasar Payang, Kuala Terengganu. Full with Malays but the condition is so bad. Ye lah, Kuala Terengganu tu kan PAS punya. Is it a must for the state goverment to fulfill them? Bagus lah macam tu. Malay bullying Malay. I don't even know for sure whether I am living in a majority-Malay country or not.

OK. I am not so scared if I went to jail for this. What I have written is a true reality. For the sake of politics, your own race is destroyed. I can't believe it. For readers who agree with me, don't be scared lah. I am always with you.

p/s : next post? wait lar.

Dialect.

At last, I come with a new post.

You know, I had a very good holiday. This very 'bandar' boy travelled about 1500km and spent hours sitting in a car full with 'keropok' and 'tax-free mangkuk brand Correll'. It is like driving a lorry to Bangkok. Eating is not a problem as I only went to Islamic states. But there is only one problem; the dialect.

Let me make it simple for you. I can understand different dialects of spoken English but it is hard for me to understand eastern dialect of spoken BM. One example; Shell. How do they pronounce it?

First, one male Chinese Kuantanese said to my father and I. "Kat situ ada Sholl (Shell)." I may understand that. Easy lah folks!

Second, one Terengganu woman said this to my mother. "Hok situ ada Share (Shell)." Wow. Anyway makcik, do come to KL. HAHA

I went to Wakaf Che Yeh. There were so many good sold at there. What made hard for me to understand was their way of pronouncing what they were selling. "Manggo manggo 4 kilo 10 yal." What yal? A shorter word for riyal?

p/s : a holiday can show us something we don't know and reveal some douches to us.

I Am Bullshitting.

Orang selalu kata yang first love lah yang paling susah nak lupa. I don't think so. For me, it is second love. Kenapa? Entah lah.

Kadang², kata² tak menunjukkan perkara yang sebenar. Even every shit that I have written in this blog doesn't mean to be true. Tapi mungkin post ini adalah fakta. Agaknya lah.

Sekarang ini, aku boleh senang je nak jadi agak sentimental. Cuma dengan dengar apa² lagu jiwang sikit dan jadilah sentimental. Dan sekarang, aku tau aku cuma kawan je dengan dia. Aku sedar batas hubungan antara kitorang. Tapi kalau hati rasa lain, apa guna jugak kan?

Orang selalu kata "tak guna mengejar benda yang tak akan dicapai." Aku sememangnya tau akan benda tu. Tapi takkan selama-lamanya bende tu tak akan dicapai. Mungkin akan sampai masanya bende akan datang juga pada kita. Walaupun kita akan capainya dalam jangka masa yang sangat panjang, tapi ianya memadai jika kita dapat bahagia pada akhirnya.

Bak lirik Kugilalensa - Hello;

" Aku hanya orang gila

Gila aku gila cinta

Cinta aku kepadanya "

Goo Goo Goo

I felt so good when my father said "bagus jugak ko ambik asasi law. yelah, dalam family ramai sangat engineer. lawyer takde pun."

He also added "lawyer ni bagus jugak. nanti senang kalau masuk politik."

Whatever lah ayah oi. I may enter politics, maybe right after those racist politicians are dead. HAHA

p/s : repeat 'Alpha Q' as fast as possible.

Simple Updates.

I will not write any sequel for this post. I just will write updates that I have. Just read them.

First, I would to announce the existence of my formspring account. If you want to ask anything to me, just use formspring. You just need to see the right side of this blog. Well, it is kind of good anyway for all of you.

Second, 2010 Earth Hour will be held at 27 March 2010 from 8.30 p.m to 9.30 p.m. As I am not mistaken, this programme is created to aware people to stop global warming. What global warming? I just knew about few weeks ago that global warming is a swindle. Just wait for that 'swindle' post.

Third, few of my friends told me that Redtube (a porn site) is no longer exist. How should I know about it? It has been months since I last watched porn. Yelah. Aku ni dah jadi baik tau tak. Anyway, I am so 'kantoi' for telling you people that I watch porn. To make things weird, one my friends told me that Redtube's owner is a Malaysian. The thing is, why there is no Malaysian porn in that site? Oh damn. Kantoi lagi.

Fourth, Akon has been denied his visa to Sri Lanka due to his "Sexy Bitch" music video where Buddha statues were put at the set. Read this. I just found out that the set was David Guetta's house. And somehow, David Guetta is a Buddhist. Wow. A Buddhist Jew. Sounds great.

p/s : anonymous can also comment my blog posts. so, do comment lah!

Malay Based Thing That I Hate.

Writing this post doesn’t mean that I simply dislike my own race. But there are several things that encourage me to write this post.

Its OK. I won’t write a very long post. So, it is Malay newspaper that I hate. Why? Simple! But you first need to read Malay newspaper. Then only you can agree with me.

What I hate about Malay newspaper is that irrelevant news are used for the headlines. That tabloid newspaper explains everything. Sex stories, bomoh stories and artis kantoi berkhalwat stories are favourites for making the headlines. One example of headlines is “Remaja kantoi berpesta zina di kondo.” As most Malaysians especially men are so addicted to sex, for sure they will buy that newspaper. And a much more important news are situated at the middle of that newspaper. Damn. What a filthy strategy.

Another thing that I hate about Malay newspaper is pages and pages of political news. I am so disgusted with that kind of news. For sure that kind of news will be the headlines. It is normal to have “Ahli parlimen keluar parti” news. And there will be news of condemning the Opposition. Just look at that meloya newspaper. To add things up, they will have some sort of sarcastic cartoon about politics. You do not have to ask who are the victims. I know that you can sort it by yourself. As there are so many political news, the sports news will be just 2 or 3 pages. Fuck that.

Last reason is, 4D. Yeah. The only gambling that the oldies and the poor can afford. It only costs a ringgit for a ticket of your chosen number. And the results of yesterday winners ; you can have it at Malay newspaper. And one thing that I disgust so much ; that tabloid newspaper spends two pages about ads on how to know about the results of yesterday’s 4D. Should I say that as an encouragement to a sinful act? Hell yes!

p/s : more and more things that I hate will be posted! just wait!

Human Rights.

Ok³. Sudah bosan lah tulis post dalam English je. Ayat pun makin tunggang-langgang. Jadi, kali ini, dalam BM pula.

Semua mesti dah tahu pasal gay dan lesbian. Dan untuk buat cerita lebih best, kita ada pondan dan juga pengkid dalam post ni. Tapi korang jangan risau. Post ini bukan untuk mengutuk dan mencaci mereka. Aku cuma akan kaitkan mereka dengan kehidupan kita.

Sudah semestinya yang ramai yang condemn golongan yang aku sebutkan kat atas tadi. Mereka termasuk kawan-kawan aku dan juga keluarga aku atas alasan menyalahi hukum norma manusia normal. Ok. Aku tak boleh nak lawan dorang semua tu. Lagipun dah memang tercatat bahawa berdosa besar jika menjadi sebahagian daripada golongan tersebut.

Cliche.

Kasih is love. While kekasih is lover. You will not possibly get a lover everyday but you will get a love everyday. Is it right?

But no matter how much we love someone, there is always a love from God towards us. One thing is, do we worship Him as a sign of loving Him?

Alright people. SPM results have been anounced. And there is one thing that I disgust most ; the cliche of those top students.

One example, the explaination of one top student towards the media on how he/she succeed ;

"Saya tak buat jadual tapi saya belajar ikut kemahuan saya. Masa malam, saya tengok tv sikit, lepas tu makan, and then saya main piano kejap, and baru saya belajar."

That explaination caught the eyes of my friend and he said "Habis takkan tak makan pulak. Bengap!" And the best cliche of one top student that I watched ;

"Pertama, kita hendaklah menjaga hubungan kita dengan setiap manusia. Kita hendaklah menjadi baik kepada mereka. Kedua, kita hendaklah menjaga hubungan kita dengan Tuhan. Ketiga, kita mesti berfikiran positif. Biar orang kata tak boleh tapi kita fikir kita boleh."

With his/her style of explaining like a 'penceramah', I conclude that he/she should take MASCOM. HAHA

p/s : i love you. you love me. so, what is next? bed romp?

Attention!

I managed to get 4A's for SPM. Subjects that I managed to get A are BM, English, Maths and Physics.

How about Agama? I got B+. Even my friends managed to get A for Agama. Murtad ke apa aku ni?

p/s : Read this post. Looks like I don't have to bernazar. HAHA

I Tried To Have Patience But I Can't.

Look into the date of my first a.k.a oldest post. It is 14th February 2009. It means that it has been more than a year since I first started blogging.

"Nice blog Hazzad". "Good post Hazzad". I always get those kind of compliments. Thanks folks. But does that enough for me? Well, I don't think so. HAHA

As we know through the news, there are so many 'kes dera' in Malaysia. Well, as you can see, we are like in 'zaman arab jahiliyah'. No more simple slapping or kicking. Those ways are way too lame for them. For them, the best ways of torturing would be like hitting using a stick, kicking using a ball, and even forcing the victim to take drugs. How pathetic!

For me, those persons who are torturing other person are same like a herd of hyenas. Or maybe they are devils beneath human bodies. I just hate them. Based on my opinion, I think that Qisas should be enough for them. Yup. Punish torturer by torturing him/her back. But I thing that kind of punishment will not be used. As I predict, for sure, the Bar Council and Sisters In Islam will object this kind of punishment for the sake of human rights. Damn it.

So readers, what punishment do you think should be enough for punishing torturers?

p/s : there will be a new face in this blog, later.

Scream Loudly Folks.

Staring at you

Touching your face

Invading your space

Quotes that are situated above should be considered as 'part of the list'. What list? List of things you will miss when you lost someone you love so much. Well, I mean it.

Currently, I am addicted to listening sentimental songs. It is okay if that song is a metal song as long the lyrics are quite sentimental.

FYI, during my love crisis which was about six or seven months ago, when I listened to Aizat - Pergi, I shed tears. Something weird for someone who was famous for his 'as hard as a diamond' heart. But at least, I know that my strength can be my weakness.

Sometimes, when we are facing problem or problems, the best way to overcome that situation is by crying. You can cry in front of your bestfriend but if you are shy to show it to your bestfriend, just cry by yourself.

p/s : we have 86400 seconds in a day. but that does that enough for us to choose between making deeds or sins? or maybe making our own way to heaven or hell?

MALU.

Sudah menjadi lumrah manusia di dunia ini. Mula² malu. At last, malu tu dah takde. Well, aku pun macam tu gak. Gambar di bawah menerangkan segalanya.

*aku tak mabuk ok!

Dan kadang² ada gak orang yang memang tak tau malu tahap ekstrem sampai dia tunjuk kemaluan dia. Tapi aku bukan macam tu. HAHA

Dan perasaan malu tu boleh berubah sama ada bersama kawan atau keluarga. Tak percaya? Situasi dibawah mungkin boleh ubah kepercayaan korang tu.

Mother : Hazzad! Tak pergi solat jumaat ke?
Me : Tak ada orang nak tumpang -.-
Mother : Hish. Kawan bawak pergi JJ ada. Kawan bawak pergi solat jumaat takde. Apa lah!
Me : (Diam)

Ayat mak aku serius memang mendalam. Malu woah!

p/s : do I have the guts to take A-Level?

Serius Ini LAME!

Bak kata pepatah orang tua yang aku tau ; Quran buruk. Yelah, nak dibaca tak boleh, nak dibuang dosa pulak.

Tapi kalau porn buruk? Nak dibuang sayang, nak tengok dosa. HAHA

Ok. Aku nak cerita pasal hipokrit. Sebelum tu, aku nak buat pengakuan. Memang aku ni hipokrit. Tapi ada sebab jugak kenapa aku jadi hipokrit. Yelah, kadang², byk kawan aku suka macam nak korek² rahsia daripada aku. Jadi, untuk mengelak, aku cakap jelah 'entah' dan 'xtau'. Ini memang macam menipu tapi aku sertakan muka hipokrit aku ni. Yes. Memang hipokrit.

Tapi, aku pantang kalau ada yang hipokrit dekat orang yang aku sayang. Seriously, it is like being unfaithful to your lover. Yelah, dekat depan, baik je. Pijak semut tapi semut tu boleh angkat balik kaki tu. Tapi dekat belakang, perangai macam setan. Muka pun dah macam mat ganja. Baguslah. HAHA

Tapi ini tak bermakna aku tak layan org yang hipokrit tu. Aku cuma layan lah. Buat² layan dia. Well, it is good to be hypocrite towards someone who is hypocrite. Kan?

Eh. Aku tulis post dalam BM ke? Macam pelik jep -.-

Jom Ber - Reviu!

Hello readers. Before I go deeper into this post, I would like to say 'Torrent cools!' At least, I can download tonnes of music and movies from that software. And even porn maybe?

Out of all artistes'/bands' albums that I had downloaded, these two albums below can best be rated as 'awesome'. Why? I simply can't explain that.

Ne-Yo. Year Of The Gentleman (2008). Ok. This is a freaking lame album made by him. But I only managed to download it about two months ago. That's so slow of me. LOL. I like this Negrita. Do you like him? Anyway, I don't regret downloading this album rather than Lenka's album which is boring. Well, I can't deny his 'power' in having R&B and pop songs. All the songs in this album are so rhythmic. And the lyrics are quite catchy as well. For example, take a look at a portion of Nobody lyrics.

She's a super natural for real,

Her crazy style, her sex appeal...

No wonder my sister went to his concert. And his songs are suitable for those who are stuck in a massive traffic jam. At least they sound more tranquil than Ke$ha. HAHA. Songs to hear - Closer, Miss Independent & Lie To Me


Breaking Benjamin. Dear Agony (2009). You must be wondering and asking 'who the hell is this Breaking Benjamin?' Don't worry. Breaking Benjamin is an American metal band. Not so famous rather than Avenged Sevenfold and Slipknot. And that album cover, looks insane. Do they need to put part of vertebrae as their cover album? But I would like to share about the songs in this album. There is no so-long guitar solo like typical metal songs have. And the lyrics are quite sentimental indeed. For instance, a portion of Give Me A Sign lyrics ;

I can feel you falling away,
No longer the lost,
No longer the same...

Sounds absurd for a metal band to have kind-of sentimental lyrics. But there are a liitle bit of screaming and hard guitar solo. So, I recommend this album for those who have bored hearing electro songs for everyday of his/her life. Songs to hear - Anthem Of The Angels & Dear Agony.

FYI, I'm not asking you to download their albums. This is just an opinion made by me. Actually, there are more awesome albums that I have but due to my prinsip that not to make a very long post, I limit them to become two.

p/s : My brain has been scattered. Looks like I need to blame my brother and father.

I'm Judging A book By Its Index.

My house is becoming dusty and dirty. Damn, I hate it. It is because of the upper bathroom's renovation. Just imagine packs of cements, loads of tiles and a new set of jamban being put in front of my bedroom. Huh! What a traffic!

FYI, I'm not going to write about that renovation. I want to write about the workers that are busy renovating that bathroom. For sure, they are Indonesians. For what sake you wish to have Bangladeshis renovating houses? HAHA

Upon looking at them, they are just ordinary. But, one thing is, things they are wearing - extraordinary. Why? Do you ever see them wearing Levi's? No? Well, just come to my house. I see those Levi's as the original one, not the UpTown's one. Maybe this is one of the talents that branded apparel freaks like me, have. -.-

For making things clearer, there was one situation in my house ;

Me : (Heard a nice ringtone)
Dad : (Walked through stairs) Hazzad...
Me : Nape?
Dad : Tau tak, org yg tgh buat kerja tu, pakai Blackberry.
Me : Huh???

Shocking right? Well, I guess this is the time for us to realize that anyone can have branded things as a stickyard for their success(maybe).

I know that some of you may say this, "Maybe they rob people." Yes, we can't deny that but, do we ever see robbers pray?

They are not working to impress people, they are working to impress God.

p/s : I'm losing my sarcasm.

I Love My Race But It Seems That They Don't Love My Race.

Time stays counting. For sure, there will be no pause. I'm just back from a short 'retirement'. For what reason? Easy loh! For the sake of Anwar Ibrahim's sodomy case trial.

I would like to make a prophecy that after the trial ends, this one particular product will be a hit among consumers in Malaysia. Well, it is K-Y JELLY (look above). FYI, this product is a sexual lubricant. For those who have not tried sex, yet, let me tell you about the way to use it. Well, just simply rub it into your v-word or a-word. And, you will have a much smoother intercourse. Fot those sex maniacs out there, use that product. At least, you are showing some support to Anwar. HAHA

Ok. As I see at several blogs, there are too many condemns threw towards Anwar. And I found several others who are still supporting him. Yes, Malaysia is a democracy nation. You can say anything that you want. I can have a hardcore threesome but, I don't want actually. But, the thing is, these people who are I should say, quarelling over one unofficial gay, are Malays. No Chinese, no Indians. Sounds like not 1Malaysia after all.

These Malays can simply say at the person of their own race as 'bangsat', 'otak kat lutut', 'IQ kurang', 'bodoh nak mampos' and 'bebal'. For one simple reason which is politics, they have hearts to do these kind of things. Don't they realize that the race of Malay has been shattered and they want to add more problems? Maybe they will be happy to see the race of Malay to be extinct.

It is so pathetic to see the Malays quarelling over themselves. I wonder when will be the time where all Malays stay united. If not, Malaysia will be invaded by the Israelis and Americans. One of their way of invasion is by making the Malays to quarrel. Simple but effective!

To make things become hotter, I found this quote at someone's blog ;

PAS itu Melayu,

UMNO itu Islam.

Well, if that case, UMNO should be replaced with UINO - United Islam Nation Organization. Makes sense right? And that PAS thing, I don't care much! I don't like PAS actually. Or maybe, I don't like fanatical politics! It is like a HIV virus.

To close this post, I should call these typical kind of Malays as Meleis. It is originated from the word MALAISE that means great discomfort. Thanks to Obefiend!

p/s : this post is not created to make shame of someone else. what is the point of destroying a person's life when that person is the same race with us? digest it into your douche!

Thought Of Cancelling This Blog

Should I begin this post with an 'assalamualaikum'? It looks preposterous. Well, as my 'iman' is as thin as an apple skin, I should begin with an 'ass' instead.

Lately, my interest in Facebook and MySpace has been decreased gradually (like in Add Maths' linear graph. haha) and it is blogging who took charge over my interest. It is like a deja-vu. Yeah. I think it is a good time for that deja-vu so that I can enter the premiere attention of the whole Malaysia, through my blog post. HAHA

Days go by but nothing has changed, except my new futsal shoes. It is hard to make a decision especially if it can influence my future. A few days ago, my father gave a very erm, kind of bullshit idea. He said that I should consider to take STPM. Watafak! He then gave some reasons, including his soon-to-be retirement. Don't talk crap lah ayah oi! Your idea should be considered as a douchebag!

Due to my consideration and current condition, I think I should retire from blogging. Yelah, I saw that my blog is not so popular and has little number of comments. Maybe there are loyal readers out there, but at least, can you drop some comment please?

And for those bloggers that I don't comment his/her posts, don't be mad lah! One reason is, I don't feel pleased with your posts. Typical posts like daily diary and favourite boybands, they are just lame. Not my type. Except if you write them in a hilarious way, well, I'm in!

p/s : this post, maybe my last post, is quite boring. I myself even can question myself 'Did I write this shit?' For all readers, thank you so much for visiting this blog. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang for you :)

Mare.

Sebut ayat bawah ni laju², ber-ulang² kali

I want a fork on the table

Korang faham tak korang baru sebut apa tadi? Alamak! Wan aku kat kampung pun faham lah!

Ok. Still have nothing new in my life, yet. Still waiting for my new futsal shoes. Ala ayah, tak sampai dua ratus pun. Belikan ar! Nike5 je! HAHA

Aku ada baca kat internet, satu laman web ni. Dia cakap, rumours lah, mulai 1 Mei, harga petrol akan naik jadi RM3.70 utk RON95 dan RM3.90 utk RON97. Tapi, harga kereta pulak akan turun. Harga kereta tempatan akan diturunkan at least 40%. Cukai untuk kereta luar negara lak akan diturunkan dari 200% jadi 30% je. Looks like lepas ni, Mercedes bukan kereta mewah lagi ar.

Tapi halnya skang, org tak beli kereta macam beli ayam kat Giant tu, org beli dan guna petrol macam tauke Sunway Lagoon gunakan air. Korg faham tak?

Kalau benda ni jadi realiti, habislah kerajaan Malaysia kena tibai dgn pembangkang :D

Shit Ar!

It usually takes me about half an hour to sleep well.

My sleepless night now will come haunting me.

For what reason? Simple! As I heard by rumours, SPM results will be announced on 25th Feb.

So, what scares you most rather than your becoming SPM results?

Dissatisfied!

Super Junior akan dtg Malaysia pd bulan Mac.

Oh. Boyband Korea tu? Don't care lah!

Dan ia meninggalkan peluang utk band² Barat spt Green Day dan Paramore utk perform di Malaysia.

And they chose Singapore instead of Malaysia.

I wonder why the government is so strict about having foreign artistes or bands concert.

Maybe the government likes those Negritas to have concert.

Well, just look at Ne-Yo.

But the thing is, I like Ne-Yo :D

What?

Terjumpa satu ayat yg best ni ;

"Seorang wanita menghadapi kesulitan apabila ia berada di antara lelaki yang dicintainya dan yang mencintainya".

Kalau lelaki itu adalah yang sama, macam mana? Jawapan nya senang je, utk wanita tu, hilangkan kesulitan itu, layan je lelaki itu. OK! Case solved!

Next demonstration for objecting the usage of word Allah ; I'll join.
ISA? I'm not afraid at all!
Demonstrasi kat Masjid Negara minggu lepas pun ak join.
So, nak hantar FRU ber-lori² pun takpe!

*gila sungguh ak ni.

5ST1 2009

Kelas paling pandai (kot) - 5ST1

Kelas paling gila - 5ST1

Dey! Kelas ni memang kelas paling variety kat SMK Sri Andalas pada tahun 2009. Nak cakap pandai tu bape ramai, silap besar ar tu! Kenapa aku cakap kelas paling variety? Yelah, pergaduhan, pemuasan nafsu kuda, percakaran, peng-gosip-an, peng-kantoi-an, just name it. Ada je dalam kelas ni.

Ok³. Sini aku cerita dalam². Setakat pelajar 5ST1 yg msk Kuiz Fizik, Kuiz Kimia or what so ever, itu lame ar! That's just ordinary. Well, apa yg aku nak cerita ni, this is extraordinary. Pelajar yg couple², sikit punya ramai yg ada. Antaranya aku ar! HAHA!

Second, pelajar buat pergaduhan atau permusuhan dengan budak orang lain. Antaranya aku gak! Tapi ada sebab gak! Skandal antara pelajar 5ST1 pun ada. Jangan terkejut. Orang tu aku rahsiakan. Tapi dalam kelas, memang nampak jelas benda tu. HAHA! Takpe yg tak best nya, sampai terjadi nya perang dingin dalam 5ST1. At last, aku ngan kawan aku ban sorang ni yg sgt longkang. Spe dia tu? Perlu ke korang tau?

Dulu pernah cikgu kelas 5ST1, Puan Raja Fatimah bagitau kat kelas 'tak guna ber-cinta² ni'. Tapi apa yg bertindak sebagai respons? HAHA. Apa kegemaran pelajar 5ST1? Keluar atau blah dari kelas time Maths. Yelah, cikgu yg ajar tu, mak aih. Damn boring wei. Aku pun kaki keluar time Maths. Pergi kantin, minum², and jalan lambat² keliling satu blok.

Kegemaran yang lain? Ponteng atau balik awal. Untuk rekod, ramai gak yg kaki tak datang sekolah. Alasan nya, study kat rumah. Poyo lebih! Balik awal pun ramai gak yg buat. Pengawas lak tu. Antara nya, aku jugak! Yes, I did it, twice. Dengan kawan sekelas, kitorang keluar dengan uniform pengawas, jalan je guna pagar depan tu. HAHA. Destinasi nya? Rumah orang yg tak datang sekolah. Nak buat lagi gila, pernah masa buat tu, Cikgu Latifah, Cikgu Rashidah ngan cikgu kelas kitorang nampak. Kantoi baik punya!

Yang nafsu kuda pun apa kurang nya. Sorang pelajar 5ST1, buat 'drama' time rehat masa trial SPM. Yang hebat nya, kat dewan lak tu. Aku antara saksi nya. Wah³. Aksi seterika badan, peluk², memang macam kat sekolah USA lak. At last, kena marah ngan Cikgu Hazlina. Hoho.

But, the thing is, I miss this class.

Cure.

Cure for soar throat? Just use Strepsils.

Cure for headache? Paracetamol lah weyh!

Cure for cancer? Chemotherapy perhaps.

Cure for liver failure? Ask an organ donor instead!

Cure for kidney problem? Haemodialysis may help but you will die anyway!

Cure for heart broken? None.

Well, just let me die in vain. What do you care anyway?

Saya.

Q : Kenapa baby air liur dia asyik meleleh je?

A : Sebab dia tak reti meludah :D

Ok³. Sekali-sekala buat lawak sikit, apa salahnya kan. Kita perlu gak jadi happy. Jangan memanjang je menyedih. Walaupun kita tgh tension, senyum je utk sembunyikan tension tu. Itu baru bagus. And 1 fact. Aku jarang amalkan benda tu. HAHA

Nak tau key to happiness? Mengikut Theodore Roosevelt yg dlm citer Night At The Museum 2, ianya adalah physical exercise. Tah apa² tah. Tapi jawapan dia senang je. Do something you love with someone that you love. Ok. Korang pernah buat camtu?

Buatlah selagi masih sempat ek.

take care then.

L - word.

Titanic? It has been a long time since I last watched it. Rasa best je. You jump, I jump. Sweet gila lah ayat tu. Haih, kan bagus kalau aku jadi Jack dalam citer tu.

Post ni bukan untuk citer pasal Titanic atau Jack, tapi pasal You jump, I jump. Orait. It is just a phrase. Tapi kalau kita selami benda tu dalam², itu kesetiaan tu. Yes, like what Juana showed in The Pearl.

Tapi korang tak perlu nak persoalkan aku setia ke tak. Nak tau? Tanya kat orang yg pernah dgn aku dulu. Kalau tak paham gak? FO. Kengkadang, apa yg aku tengok dalam filem, macam Titanic, bagi aku inspirasi untuk ada nilai² kemuliaan dekat orang yg aku sayang.

Ini bukan English Paper 2 mahupun BM Paper 2 soalan 4. Jadi, tak perlu aku hurai luas². Nanti ada gak orang yg muntah² baca post aku, pasal panjang sangat.

Tapi korang tau apa balasannya menjadi setia kat orang yg kita sayang? Jawapan nya senang je. Orang tu akan setia gak kat kita. Unless and unless and unless, orang tu playboy atau playgirl. Is it right folks?

:D

Sensitif Lah Sikit!

Apparently, man is the one who should take responsible for global warming. Tapi, 'man' yg aku cakap ni bukan lelaki mcm aku ni! 'Man' itu adalah pemimpin² dunia, especially yg maju.

Tau Protokol Kyoto? Kalau tak tau, sini aku bagitau. Protokol ni diwujudkan pd 1997 untuk memerangi pemaNASan global. Semua negara sain protokol ni. Ada negara yang tak tau nak sain ke tak @ ragu² (bodoh sungguh). Tapi yg best, ada satu negara yg tak sain langsung protokol tu.

FYI, negara tu merupakan pengeluar gas rumah hijau yg terbesar di dunia. Ok lah, nak bagi senang, the USA lah. Hebat sungguh negara tu.

Sekarang, negara² pulau macam Tuvalu dan Cook Islands dikatakan akan ditenggelami air. Orait²! Ikut bio, bila dah global warming, ais akan mencair. Jadi, paras laut akan meningkat. So, pulau² akan tenggelam. Bagus ke situasi camtu untuk the USA dgn negara² maju? Agaknya, dorang ketawa ber-dekah² tgk situasi jadi camni.

Aku tulis citer global warming memang untuk slam negara² maju yg ada kat dunia ni. Yelah, kerakusan dorang untuk memajukan negara dorang lagi buat situasi jadi camni. Dan dorang tak macam berusaha pun untuk memerangi pemanasan global. Malaysia pun ada gak berusaha. Ada satu ayat ni;

They don't look at the cost of inaction, which is the extinction of the human race.

So, do I need to say more?

COP15 yg baru berlangsung (tak berjaya pun), macam takde guna pun. Bayangkan bawah Barrack Obama, USA cuma akan kurangkan pengeluaran gas rumah hijau sebyk 17%. What the??? 17% je? Kalau 50%, aku boleh terima. Tapi... itu macam sial pun ada gak tu.

Aku tau USA tu memang besar, tapi kalau kena tsunami tinggi macam dalam citer 2012 tu, baru nak menyesal. Masa tu memang aku gelak jelah. Hoho

Aku terbayang gak, camne Barrack Obama boleh dapat Nobel Peace Prize. Apa yg dia dah buat ek? Setakat tutup Penjara Guantanamo tu je. Tapi banduan dalam tu kena kurung lagi kat Illinois. Haiyo. And aku tengok dia macam tak buat pape untuk kepentingan Israel.

So, prediction aku; Barrack Obama akan jatuh. Tapi, tak tau bila. Dengan cara plg senang, skandal! Cukuplah dengan Tiger Woods dah kena! HAHA

*post ni keliling satu dunia kan? haha

Lyrics In My Life.

A portion of Ukays - Di Sana Menanti Di Sini Menunggu lyrics ;

Sungguh ku merasa resah
Untuk menilai sesuatu yang indah

Well, that's me. I just can't decide whether to appreciate or abandon something valuable for me. It is just like a dilemma, a never ending decision. I even can't choose one person out of two, or maybe out of three. If I choose A, what will happen to B and C? Sometimes, my brain splashes its ridiculous solution ; choose neither of them. But that's cruel. I may be sarcastic but I won't be cruel (except past things). HAHA

Dah lah. Tukar BM jelah. Jadi, aku harap yg my next love story aku takkan jadi macam dalam lagu Justin Bieber - Common Denominator.

I don't wanna go back to just being one half of the equation

You understand what I'm saying?

*next post mungkin agak sial! yelah, satu dunia bakal dipusing!

Yesh!

Lyrics picked from Paramore - Playing God ;

If God's the game that you're playing

Well, we must get more acquainted

Well, i won't do that. It's forbidden in Islam!

But, as long this post is not sensitive, i can keep writing this kind of post, right?

Those Who Burdens Me, Just F.O

Aku masih menghargai manik di seberang aku, bukan permata di depan aku. Kenapa ek? Entahlah.

Kadang², benda yg kita sangka itu saje je, gurauan je, blh jd sesuatu yg kasar kat org lain. Aku dah byk kali kena camtu and org tu cuma cakap, "sori lah." Sial habes lah org tu. Dia tak sedar yg dia dah rosakkan hidup aku. Nak aku jadi sarcastic? Sure. Why not? Tapi spesis longkang cam dia mmg takkan paham lah benda camtu. Yelah, byk sgt bendasing kat kepala otak dia. Kutu lah, itu lah, ini lah. Geli aku.

Bukan aku je yg tak suka kat spesis tu, kawan aku yg lain pun sama. Pape pun, aku tunggu je ko dah 25. Tah apa yg jadi lah! HAHA

Eh korang. Tau tak best apparel yg aku boleh pakai utk gi party? Jgn korang cakap pakai boxer je! kang free² kena penyepak tahap cibot drpd aku.

*tunggu jelah next post. maybe that's more adult!

Let's Be An Adult !

Orait³. My first adult-ly post. Eh, wujud ke word adult-ly tu? Ha, whatever.

So, korang dah tau citer pasal pemimpin yg hebat mendoakan benda yg jahat kat PM kita tu? Haha. Ngok tul. Pasal tak nak bagi royalti minyak je, dah buat camtu. Pelik tul lah ada gak orang camtu kat dunia kita ni. PM tu bukannya Yahudi mahupun Nasrani yang bila didoa, sah² akan dikabulkan. And at last, as i expected, jadi isu politik. Bagi aku yg neutral ni, lihat dorang macam tu seolah-olah dah tak tau yang mana kebenaran, yang mana batil.

Sekarang, bukan banyak lagi selebriti, tak kira selebriti politik, sukan, modeling, lakonan, ada skandal. Latest, Tiger Woods. Wah, orang yang kulit sama macam kayu baru kena tebang, pun mampu ada skandal banyak². Tapi aku baik. Tak main lah skandal² ni. Yang aku pelik, nape kawan² aku cakap yg aku ni playboy? Hermm...

Harga mas kahwin untuk Selangor naik jadi RM 300, start 1 Jan 2010. Apahal lah naik? Johor boleh je Rm 23.50, selamber je. As usual, pemimpin yang hebat tu buat statement yang macam persoalkan benda tu. Ala, bukan ko yang nak kahwin! Orang lain!

Bak kata orang, apa yang kita buat, tanggung lah sendiri. Aku on je tulis benda² camni. Kalau ISA yg aku kena nanti, so what? Wei, Anwar Ibrahim jadi hebat pasal dulu dia kena masuk ISA. Nelson Mandela, kena penjara pasal berjuang menentang Dasar Apartheid. At last, jadi pemerintah RSA. Jadi, apa salahnya aku jadi camtu.

Konklusinya, does this post adult enough?

*bayangkan aku buat post ni sambil dengar Aril - Menatap Matamu. haha. bukan bagi ilham pun.

I'm Back!

Lepas 4 minggu yang macam bodoh, sakai, gila, anjing, haram, aku mem-blogging semula!

Yeah! Lepas ni, aku tak payah susah² nak pakai uniform sekolah lagi!

So, based on SPM, aku boleh cakap yang;
1.BM - gile. lenguh tgn aku.
2.BI - cipan.
3.MATH - biase je.
4.SEJARAH - bodoh betul.
5.AGAMA - Itu latihan ke?
6.BIO - geleng kepala jawab.
7.FIZIK - org buat paper 3 sejam stgh, aku buat sejam je.
8.ADD MATH - membunuh!
9.KIMIA - bangsat habes!

Kalau SPM aku straight A's, memang aku nazar puasa 2 minggu!

So, after this, content blog tak akan macam budak² lagi. Semua standard adult punya. For those who are racist, prejudice, sceptical, nerd, open-minded, you are welcomed to my blog!

ciao.

Sorrowness.

Experience has taught me the true meaning of life. One truth, life is not made to be easy. Please, take note.

Yeah, that is me. An imperfect human, who strives for better when at last, getting something that is worse. When my head is made for only to face one situation at one time, troubles and problems came, within uncountable time. Misery had influenced my heart. Sometimes, I just wish to have amnesia, so that I won't be able to remember all these problems and troubles.

If your heart is kind enough, then it is good. But mine isn't. Facing these situation caused me to frequently wonder for a while, "I miss my past". But what I can do? Nobody knows my problems.

You may see me, but I exist in another world. In the world of confusion.

*No more blog posting from me after this. It's SPM time. Wish me luck babeyh!

zadlers.

I Have An Invaluable Life.

SPM dah makin dekat.

Rasa takut? Takde.

Dah sedia? Rasa tak sedia pun.

Sekarang, aku dah merasakan satu ketakpastian dalam hidup aku.

Sayang? Semua orang boleh guna mulut. Cakap je. Tapi cakap pun tak guna kalau hati kata lain.

"Hei. Aku tak sayang kat dia pun."

Itu mulut kata. Hati?

Itulah ketakpastian yang aku ada.

Nak carik orang untuk aku luahkan, susah lak. Dah lah zaman ni banyak orang mulut longkang.
Simpan dalam hati, badan binasa lak.

Entahlah.

Sodium - Sulphur - Erbium

Date of last post ; 12 Oktober 2009

Wah. Agak lama aku tak tulis post baru.

Ok lah. Sebab paling musabab - SPM.

Masuk hari ni, SPM ada lagi 26 hari.

So, do i feel the heat? Eh, what heat?

*eh. pendek gila post aku yang ni. ni semua SPM punya pasal lah!*

Playboy VS Friendly

Ada satu hari ni...

Ayah aku : (Lepas baca satu mesej yang kawan ber-kromosom XX aku hantar) Sape ******** ni, Hazzad?
Aku : Kawan lah.
Ayah aku : Ish. Playboy betul.
Aku : Bukan playboy... friendly.

Semalam...

Ayah aku : (Tengah baca mesej kat henpon aku)
Aku : (Tergamam)
Ayah aku : Ni apa semua mesej ni perempuan je. Playboy betul.
Aku : (Mengambil henpon aku) Bukan playboy lah. Friendly. Faham tak?


So,konsert AAR dengan Beyonce dah nak tiba.Tapi aku tak nak pun tengok diorang tu.Artis ngan band yang aku nak tengok diorang buat konsert kat Malaysia adalah :

1.Avenged Sevenfold
2.Coldplay
3.Lady GaGa
4.Bring Me The Horizon
5.Pitbull
6.3OH!3
7.Lenka
8.Atreyu

Tapi aku tau,memang takkan dapat punya.Yelah,lagu explicit je.

A MUST READ POST.

Aku tengok,ada sorang budak form 5 ni kpel ngan sorang budak form 2.

Betul ke ni?

Klu siapakah budak form 5 tu ; dia tu kawan aku.

Haru betul.

p/s : kepada dak PMR, good luck babeyh! tapi jangan risau pasal kalau korang fail pun, masuk form 4 gak.

Bam BUN.

Aku rasa pelik bila tengok abang aku yang umur 23 (standard dah boleh carik bini dah) tengok Ceria, channel 611 Astro. Nasib tengok Geng Bas Sekolah. Kalau tengok Digimon, camne?

Ada satu hari tu, aku rasa nak delete mesej² yang ada kat henpon aku. Jumlahnya ; 4892. Don't be shocked lah sayang oi! Aku ni jenis yang malas nak delete mesej. Tapi, kena delete pasal henpon aku dah lembab sikit. Jadi, sebelum aku delete, aku tengok dulu mesej² tu. HAHA! Tak sangka banyak jugak mesej yang agak jiwang plus gila multiply erotic sikit. Nasib baik takde sape yang baca.

Aku ada satu tabiat atau lebih sedap dipanggil 'habit' yang pelik lah gak. Ia nya adalah, aku takkan pakai baju masa tidur. Pelik gila lah. yang lagi gila, tidur kat bilik yang ada air cond pun aku tak pakai baju. Dasar kulit buaya. Tapi asalkan perangai aku tak macam buaya. HAHA!