Monday, February 22, 2010

MALU.

Sudah menjadi lumrah manusia di dunia ini. Mula² malu. At last, malu tu dah takde. Well, aku pun macam tu gak. Gambar di bawah menerangkan segalanya.


*aku tak mabuk ok!

Dan kadang² ada gak orang yang memang tak tau malu tahap ekstrem sampai dia tunjuk kemaluan dia. Tapi aku bukan macam tu. HAHA

Dan perasaan malu tu boleh berubah sama ada bersama kawan atau keluarga. Tak percaya? Situasi dibawah mungkin boleh ubah kepercayaan korang tu.

Mother : Hazzad! Tak pergi solat jumaat ke?
Me : Tak ada orang nak tumpang -.-
Mother : Hish. Kawan bawak pergi JJ ada. Kawan bawak pergi solat jumaat takde. Apa lah!
Me : (Diam)

Ayat mak aku serius memang mendalam. Malu woah!

p/s : do I have the guts to take A-Level?

Friday, February 19, 2010

Serius Ini LAME!

Bak kata pepatah orang tua yang aku tau ; Quran buruk. Yelah, nak dibaca tak boleh, nak dibuang dosa pulak.

Tapi kalau porn buruk? Nak dibuang sayang, nak tengok dosa. HAHA


Ok. Aku nak cerita pasal hipokrit. Sebelum tu, aku nak buat pengakuan. Memang aku ni hipokrit. Tapi ada sebab jugak kenapa aku jadi hipokrit. Yelah, kadang², byk kawan aku suka macam nak korek² rahsia daripada aku. Jadi, untuk mengelak, aku cakap jelah 'entah' dan 'xtau'. Ini memang macam menipu tapi aku sertakan muka hipokrit aku ni. Yes. Memang hipokrit.


Tapi, aku pantang kalau ada yang hipokrit dekat orang yang aku sayang. Seriously, it is like being unfaithful to your lover. Yelah, dekat depan, baik je. Pijak semut tapi semut tu boleh angkat balik kaki tu. Tapi dekat belakang, perangai macam setan. Muka pun dah macam mat ganja. Baguslah. HAHA


Tapi ini tak bermakna aku tak layan org yang hipokrit tu. Aku cuma layan lah. Buat² layan dia. Well, it is good to be hypocrite towards someone who is hypocrite. Kan?


Eh. Aku tulis post dalam BM ke? Macam pelik jep -.-

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Jom Ber - Reviu!

Hello readers. Before I go deeper into this post, I would like to say 'Torrent cools!' At least, I can download tonnes of music and movies from that software. And even porn maybe?

Out of all artistes'/bands' albums that I had downloaded, these two albums below can best be rated as 'awesome'. Why? I simply can't explain that.

Ne-Yo. Year Of The Gentleman (2008). Ok. This is a freaking lame album made by him. But I only managed to download it about two months ago. That's so slow of me. LOL. I like this Negrita. Do you like him? Anyway, I don't regret downloading this album rather than Lenka's album which is boring. Well, I can't deny his 'power' in having R&B and pop songs. All the songs in this album are so rhythmic. And the lyrics are quite catchy as well. For example, take a look at a portion of Nobody lyrics.

She's a super natural for real,
Her crazy style, her sex appeal...

No wonder my sister went to his concert. And his songs are suitable for those who are stuck in a massive traffic jam. At least they sound more tranquil than Ke$ha. HAHA. Songs to hear - Closer, Miss Independent & Lie To Me



Breaking Benjamin. Dear Agony (2009). You must be wondering and asking 'who the hell is this Breaking Benjamin?' Don't worry. Breaking Benjamin is an American metal band. Not so famous rather than Avenged Sevenfold and Slipknot. And that album cover, looks insane. Do they need to put part of vertebrae as their cover album? But I would like to share about the songs in this album. There is no so-long guitar solo like typical metal songs have. And the lyrics are quite sentimental indeed. For instance, a portion of Give Me A Sign lyrics ;

I can feel you falling away,
No longer the lost,
No longer the same...

Sounds absurd for a metal band to have kind-of sentimental lyrics. But there are a liitle bit of screaming and hard guitar solo. So, I recommend this album for those who have bored hearing electro songs for everyday of his/her life. Songs to hear - Anthem Of The Angels & Dear Agony.

FYI, I'm not asking you to download their albums. This is just an opinion made by me. Actually, there are more awesome albums that I have but due to my prinsip that not to make a very long post, I limit them to become two.

p/s : My brain has been scattered. Looks like I need to blame my brother and father.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

I'm Judging A book By Its Index.

My house is becoming dusty and dirty. Damn, I hate it. It is because of the upper bathroom's renovation. Just imagine packs of cements, loads of tiles and a new set of jamban being put in front of my bedroom. Huh! What a traffic!

FYI, I'm not going to write about that renovation. I want to write about the workers that are busy renovating that bathroom. For sure, they are Indonesians. For what sake you wish to have Bangladeshis renovating houses? HAHA

Upon looking at them, they are just ordinary. But, one thing is, things they are wearing - extraordinary. Why? Do you ever see them wearing Levi's? No? Well, just come to my house. I see those Levi's as the original one, not the UpTown's one. Maybe this is one of the talents that branded apparel freaks like me, have. -.-


For making things clearer, there was one situation in my house ;

Me : (Heard a nice ringtone)
Dad : (Walked through stairs) Hazzad...
Me : Nape?
Dad : Tau tak, org yg tgh buat kerja tu, pakai Blackberry.
Me : Huh???

Shocking right? Well, I guess this is the time for us to realize that anyone can have branded things as a stickyard for their success(maybe).

I know that some of you may say this, "Maybe they rob people." Yes, we can't deny that but, do we ever see robbers pray?

They are not working to impress people, they are working to impress God.


p/s : I'm losing my sarcasm.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

I Love My Race But It Seems That They Don't Love My Race.

Time stays counting. For sure, there will be no pause. I'm just back from a short 'retirement'. For what reason? Easy loh! For the sake of Anwar Ibrahim's sodomy case trial.

I would like to make a prophecy that after the trial ends, this one particular product will be a hit among consumers in Malaysia. Well, it is K-Y JELLY (look above). FYI, this product is a sexual lubricant. For those who have not tried sex, yet, let me tell you about the way to use it. Well, just simply rub it into your v-word or a-word. And, you will have a much smoother intercourse. Fot those sex maniacs out there, use that product. At least, you are showing some support to Anwar. HAHA

Ok. As I see at several blogs, there are too many condemns threw towards Anwar. And I found several others who are still supporting him. Yes, Malaysia is a democracy nation. You can say anything that you want. I can have a hardcore threesome but, I don't want actually. But, the thing is, these people who are I should say, quarelling over one unofficial gay, are Malays. No Chinese, no Indians. Sounds like not 1Malaysia after all.

These Malays can simply say at the person of their own race as 'bangsat', 'otak kat lutut', 'IQ kurang', 'bodoh nak mampos' and 'bebal'. For one simple reason which is politics, they have hearts to do these kind of things. Don't they realize that the race of Malay has been shattered and they want to add more problems? Maybe they will be happy to see the race of Malay to be extinct.


It is so pathetic to see the Malays quarelling over themselves. I wonder when will be the time where all Malays stay united. If not, Malaysia will be invaded by the Israelis and Americans. One of their way of invasion is by making the Malays to quarrel. Simple but effective!


To make things become hotter, I found this quote at someone's blog ;
PAS itu Melayu,
UMNO itu Islam.
Well, if that case, UMNO should be replaced with UINO - United Islam Nation Organization. Makes sense right? And that PAS thing, I don't care much! I don't like PAS actually. Or maybe, I don't like fanatical politics! It is like a HIV virus.

To close this post, I should call these typical kind of Malays as Meleis. It is originated from the word MALAISE that means great discomfort. Thanks to Obefiend!

p/s : this post is not created to make shame of someone else. what is the point of destroying a person's life when that person is the same race with us? digest it into your douche!