Lepas Ni, Malaysia Dah Boleh Lawan Spain.

Fuyoh. Malaysia menang AFF Suzuki Cup. Something which was unevitable and I saw a very massive improvement in the Malaysian team. Hopefully that Malaysia can climb its FIFA ranking for at least 5.

So. Who should claim the success?

First. K. Rajagobal lah. Our own Malaysian 'Arsene Wenger'. HAHA. He brought success during last year's SEA games where Malaysia grabbed gold in fooball (sah² banyak perempuan yg tak tahu) and he continued the legacy by bringing young players to play in Suzuki Cup while he only took one senior player, Amri Yahyah (tak ada impak langsung). It worked and they won.

After this, I hope that K.Rajagobal will be the next England or Chelsea manager. Chelsea currently is in very deep problem. Maybe his style can save Chelsea's season. Wah. Sounds ambitious. HAHA

Second, Norshahrul Idlan Talaha. He is the best second striker in Malaysia that I have ever seen. The way he played and assist players to score is so awesome. Besides, he is a newlywed. There is some kind of extraordinary zest that every newlywed has. Not to forget, him. So, the zest is transferred into football field. HAHA. Untung isteri dia dapat suami atlet. Stamina tinggi :)

Dah. Itu je. Yang lain semua hebat. Keeper yang no 22 tu pun hebat. Agak² Arsenal nak beli pun takpe. Dah cekap kan.

Dan kepada rakyat Malaysia semua, jangan sokong Malaysia time diorang menang je, time kalah, tak nak sokong. Pastu Malaysia main kat stadium kosong. Macam mana bola sepak Malaysia nak maju?

Musim Demam Eh?

Sekarang kat matrik, aku tengok ramai jugak yang demam. Aku pun kadang² rasa demam gak tapi tak stabil. Sekejap demam, sekejap sihat. Haih. Pelik sungguh rasanya. Tapi yang penting, aku pergi klinik, dapat MC. HAHA

Time kelas Fizik,

Cikgu Suzliana : Mubin. Kenapa datang lambat?

Mubin : Mintak maaf cikgu. Saya terlajak tidur.

Cikgu Suzliana : Macam mana boleh terlajak tidur pulak?

Mubin : Saya pening kepala cikgu.

Cikgu Suzliana : Kenapa pening kepala?

Mubin : Saya demam cikgu.

Cikgu Suzliana : Sekarang ni macam musim demam ek.

Dan sementara itu...

Aku : Wei, aku rasa aku pun demam lah.

Jenn : Demam apa lak?

Aku : Demam angau.

Jenn : Apa jadah?

Aku angau? Dengan siapa ek? Sah² malang hidup perempuan tu. LOL

Susah Nak Gembirakan Orang.

Mak kawan aku, Izzat meninggal dunia kerana kanser tulang belakang Isnin lepas. Time dia balik dari cuti emergency dia, aku nampak mata dia seolah-olah macam berkaca. Tak sanggup aku tengok dia macam tu.

Dan di sebalik tutor Maths aku yang suruh differentiate ln (tan 3x), dia sempat jugak cakap, "Izzat tak sempat nak bagi mak dia gembira. Izzat tak sempat nak belikan mak dia kereta."

"Dan antara kamu semua, boleh tak kamu buat mak kamu gembira? Boleh, senang je. Kamu cuma perlu berubah. Berubah menjadi lebih baik."

Kalau aku diberi pilihan, mungkin susah untuk aku buat macam tu.

Dalam hidup aku, ada satu impian je yang aku nak buat untuk mak aku ; belikan dia dress Chanel dengan duit aku sendiri.

Dan aku nak tengok dia tersenyum bila pakai dress tu.

Bajet Je.

Come on. Get a life lah.

Do you think that you are great enough? Cut it out. You make me puked.

What? Can you repeat it back? I did not hear you.

Oh. You were saying that you wear a Topman, right? What? You wore a Zara too?

I do not think that I should care about that. BTW, do you know that any Topman apparel coming to Malaysian stores are the one which have been rejected in the UK?  HAHA. That is bad for you.

But it is okay because I also have one. Hiya!

And seriously, the way you that you say "Dia baru nak layan Topman. Padahal aku dah lama layan Topman" makes me to say "Poyo punya budak. Topman tu murah lah. Sebab tu aku beli Topman."

Not to mention, other fashion victims.

It would be better to buy Garage t-shirt lah. 3 for 50 only. HAHA

p/s : i lost a heart that i won't be able to have it back.

Haziqah.

*bersama makcik dia*

Ini lah fruit son (anak buah) aku. Yang penting, dia ni cute macam Ankul (uncle) dia. LOL

Best Movie?

Yesterday, I watched Estet. There were so many jokes that I laughed so much through the movie. Not to forget, the CGI shots that were put inside this movie. The CGI made the movie. Something that even Tamil movies and Hollywood movies do not have.

Thank you Mamat 'Sivagi' Khalid for the movie. HAHA

Should I say that this is the best Malay movie? Maybe. But I saw about 3 or 4 scenes where the plots plateaued which made me bored. But for overall, my friend said that this is the best movie. He also said "Patut lah Mamat Khalid marah filem ni tak menang."

By the way, best English movie for me? No English movie can beat Inception.

Why Inception? Easy. This movie shows reality. The reality that you can control your own dream. I can do that.

p/s : you cannot bribe me with money, you cannot shower me with shame.

Direct Translasi.

Nowadays, many English words have been directly translated into Malay. Do I need to say that it is something good? Maybe because of we can have better Malay vocabulary. But the thing is, it brings one badness in which many of us will know the direct meaning of one English word rather than the pure meaning in Malay. 

For example, many of us would say that national in Malay is nasional rather than kebangsaan.

BTW, I like direct translation, especially for lyrics because it is funny. Do not want to believe me? Just read below.

" Jangan panggil nama aku, jangan panggil nama aku, Alejandro

Aku bukan awek kau, aku bukan awek kau, Fernando

Tak nak cium, tak nak sentuh

Cuma hisap satu rokok dan diam

Jangan panggil nama aku, jangan panggil nama aku, Roberto"

*picked from Lady Gaga - Alejandro lyrics

What? Scared that I am very brave to use Alejandro lyrics? Do not worry lah for those who believed that Lady Gaga is an Illuminati. It is just a conspiracy theory. Doesn't mean that if I use her lyrics, my faith will fade.

It would be very silly if you are going to say that.

p/s : Though you break my heart, you are the only one.

Kids' Fairytale.

Haikal : Hakim nak jadi angkasawan.

Aku : Abang kau tu?

Haikal : Yelah.

Aku : Jangan sawan je sudah.

Teringat time aku budak² dulu sejak aku sepupu aku yang kecik tu cakap camtu. Yelah. Time budak² dulu, impian berlambak. Cita² senang je bertukar.

Darjah 1 - Nak jadi doktor

Darjah 2 - Nak jadi jurutera

Darjah 3 - Nak jadi askar

Darjah 4 sampai darjah 6 - Nak jadi arkitek

Ingatlah jugak time darjah 3, arwah nenek aku tanya

Nenek : Zad. Nanti besar nak jadi apa?

Aku : Jadi askar.

Nenek : *kepelikan*

Yang lagi best, ada kawan aku kat sekolah rendah dulu, cita² dia nak jadi doktor dengan saintis. Jadi dia cakap  "Time siang aku jadi saintis, bila malam aku jadi doktor lak." Bila fikir betul², rasa nak gelak je.

So, impian time budak² dulu kita tu tercapai tak?

Melihat result SPM, Bio aku B. Eh. Mana layak nak jadi doktor ni. Fizik pulak A. Masih ada harapan lagi lah nak jadi engineer, bukan jurutera. Tapi, belum tentu aku akan jadi engineer. Plus, bukan aku nak pun jadi engineer.

Jadi, akhir kata aku, impian time budak² dulu boleh dianggap takkan jadi. Bayangkan, budak pandai math yang nak jadi mathematician pun belum tentu jadi mathematician, mungkin dia end up jadi pelacur. Hoho

p/s : she's a monster, beautiful monster, but i don't mind.

Ber-Bendul.

Demi menghilangkan kekalutan tak reti differentiate ln, tak dapat nak integrate polynomial, lupa alpha beta, hilang ilmu Calvin cycle, tak reti carik pH buffer solution, lupa formula r.m.s speed of molecules, dan sebagainya;

jadi aku dan kawan² searas aku pun ke Ulu Bendol. Matlamat yang lain ialah untuk mencari awek² supaya dibuat mesej dan calling² (kawan aku je yang buat tu).

Kitorang masuk tempat yang agak dalam. Serius puas mandi kat situ. Ada jugak kawan aku yang gi skodeng couple² kat situ. Takde kerja betul.

Disebabkan handphone aku yang kamera paling ok, jadi aku ambik lah gambar sikit².

Korang tengok yang belakang tu. HAHA

Bila dah Ulu Bendol, jadi sem depan kena ke PD lah gamaknya. Ek?

p/s : you are the best thing that's ever been mine.

Final Exam.

Asal final exam, ramai punya lah yang tension. Siap ada yang histeria sekali time study. Tapi agak²-nya, aku tension tak?

Afiq : Hazzad. Tenis jom!

Aku : Jom!

Botak : Futsal lar jom!

Aku : Boleh lah!

Sampai kat court futsal, satu haram pun takde. Time tu la, baru aku merasa agak tension ye. HAHA

Jadi, hasil PSPM-ing,

English : Apakah soalan itu semua?

Kimia : Mencarut ber-infinity kali lah gak time aku menjawabnya.

Maths : Membunuh otak aku je.

Fizik : Bengkek bila jawapan tak sama dengan yang dia bagi. Haish~~~

p/s : love is a ghost that i fear to touch.

Uh - Oh.

Okay people. Let's count out deeds.

Meanwhile, do not forget to count our sins too.

Done counting? So, it is proven that sins are way larger than deeds in the form of equation which is (sins = deeds^10)

Not to frighten all of you but I would like say that we do not know when we will die. That's all.

Plus, do you remember Nostradamus' prophecy? He said that the end of the world will be at 21st December 2012 which is Friday. The Koran has stated that the end of the world will be happened on Friday. Erm. Some kind of coincidence maybe?

p/s : It is not love if you constantly change that love.

Why?

Kenapa aku selalu balik rumah je?

Senang je jawapannya. Kat Kuala Pilah tu, takde life. Automatik jiwa aku mati kat matrik Kuala Pilah tu.

Kat sana, kalau aku tak study, aku main futsal. Tak futsal, melepak kat bilik sebelah. Tak melepak, tidur jelah.

Cerita pasal tidur, kalau time weekend di mana aku tak balik, time pagi² sah² aku akan tidur. Kalau sekejap takpe, ini lama lak tu.

"Baru pukul 8. Awal lagi lak!" *sambung balik tidur

Lepas tu,

"Ala. baru 9.30 kot. Sambung lagi lah!" *tidur balik

Last²,

"Alamak. Dah pukul 12. Baju pun belum basuh ni." *baru bangun

p/s : we will not always have an umbrella because we always have clouds.

Current Favorite Songs

Gio - Bila Cinta

Tiesto ft. Nelly Furtado - Who Wants To Be Alone

Mike Posner - Cooler Than Me

David Guetta ft. Fergie - Gettin' Over You

Flo Rida - Club Can't Handle Me

Usher ft. Pitbull - DJ Got Us Falling In Love

Enrique Iglesias ft. Pitbull - I Like It

Katy Perry - Teenage Dream

Avenged Sevenfold - So Far Away

Cheryl Cole - Rain On Me

Beyonce - Broken Hearted Girl

Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are

Btw, no indie? Yes, it is. Indie has become more boring. Baik gua layan lagu Spring - Bourgenvilla daripada lagu Bengpes - Soldier. Hoho

Auto Is Better Than Manual?

Hidup memang tak akan ikut apa yang kita nak. Hidup ini seperti transmission manual. Kalau kita tetap pada gear 1, sah² kita akan ketinggalan dan enjin pun meletup. Yelah, overheat punya pasal. Tapi kalau kita dah selesa pada gear 5 dan tengah kat top speed lalu tiba² ada kambing di tengah jalan, apa patut kita buat? Elak lalu masuk longkang? Brek dan tukar ke gear rendah?

Macam yang aku cakap, hidup memang takkan ikut kehendak kita. Macam aku. UPS tak sampai target pun. 3.42 yang mampu aku dapat. Padahal kawan² aku siap ada yang 4 flat. Mungkin percaturan hidup aku yang salah. Takpe. Bak kata cikgu Fizik aku, "Gagal sekali boleh belajar semula. Tapi kalau gagal benda yang sama lagi sekali, itu bodoh namanya."

Seolah-olah aku memang berada dalam New World Order. Hidup berlandaskan apa yang kita nak dan idamkan tanpa memikirkan soal keakhiratan. Tapi untuk aku, seolah-olah macam dunia tak dapat, akhirat pun tak dapat. Thank you Jewish statesmen for creating this kind of situation.

p/s : It's a sunny day, so I got nowhere to hide, not a cloud in the sky, so I'm pretending I've got something in my eyes, just so you won't see me cry.

Dunia Kau Cuma Kosmetik.

If you were to know when you are going to die, what would you do? Repent immediately? Leave your so-enjoyable life and start praying 24-7?

If I were to know, I would directly go to everyone's facebook' page and write "i'm sorry for everything i have done to you."

But there is one thing for sure. You will throw away your 'cosmetics' and your 'face' will be full with wrinkles and pimples.

I have one question for you in which I cannot clearly think about it. If the date of our deaths are destined, then how about the reason of death? Does it depend on us? Or is it already fixed for us? Because there are suicide cases. FYI, it is irrelevant to say that person is dead because of suicide as those who commit suicide will go to the hell.

Just answer me.

Rekod Raya Tahun Ini.

What a record.

For this year's raya, I only bought one t-shirt, one khakis and a pair of baju melayu.

It is okay.

By the way, Selamat Hari Raya to all readers :)

OPPSIE!

Aku memang pantang kalau tengok couple kat matrik ni, lagi² time puasa. Budak² matrik memang silap besar lah kalau dating bersaksikan aku.

Aku ingat lagi. Ada time tu, tengah puasa , ada couple tengah dating dan aku nampak diorang dengan jelasnya dari bilik aku walaupun mereka tu kat bawah.  Lalu aku pun mulakanlah kata² lahanat aku ni.

"Oi! Yang tengah dating tu! Tak puasa ke!"

Couple tu pun pandanglah sambil memerhati siapalah makhluk yang menghalang perbuatan mereka yang tak dapat dikawal nafsu sendiri. Dan aku tak berhenti begitu saja. Aku bagitau kawan bilik sebelah yang ada couple tengah dating kat bawah. Kawan aku pun berkata,

"Yang dua orang tu. Tak gunalah puasa tapi dating."

At last, mereka pun blah lah sambil melihat siapa yang cakap sedemikian. At least aku dapat menghalang daripada bertambah lah lagi satu baby kat baby hatch Kampung Tunku. HAHA

Agaknya, apa yang aku buat ni mencetuskan pahala ke dosa?

Ramadhan Yang Hilang Kesuciannya.

Aku kan lelaki. Tak period, tak beranak, tak keluar darah nifas. Jadi mesti lah aku puasa. Lelaki lain pun puasa.

Tapi kami cuma mampu puasa perut je. Puasa mata tak mampu. Kenapa?

Pergi bazaar kat matrik ni, mesti ada perempuan-perempuan yang pergi bazaar jugak. Dan semestinya ramai antara mereka berpakaian kaw² punya ketat. Ketat tu tak perlu lah aku cerita habis². Korang mesti tau apa yang korang akan nampak kat perempuan yang pakai ketat².

Kesian kat aku. Kurang pahala puasa aku. Diorang for sure rasa perasan hot bila semua lelaki pandang kat diorang.

Hilang makna puasa.

Mak! Jangan Buang Jersi MU Saya!

To all frustrated and angry Manchester United fans,

If you want to throw away your beloved MU jersey, do not do it. Just give it to me. There is no point of throwing your jersey after knowing that banning on MU jersey. If I were you, I would still wear it. Why?

Okay lah. One question. Do we know the real appearance of a devil? No right? My father once told me that a devil is so ugly that if humans can see a devil, they would faint upon looking that ugly devil. So, the 'devil' in that logo should not be considered as a devil. It is cute enough for not to be called as a devil. Hoho

Plus, if I still wear MU jersey, does it mean that I am not Islam? Hell no! What if my faith in Islam is so strong but I wear that jersey? Nothing would change right? So, what we should see clearly with our own eyes is the strength of our faith. Once you faith is so strong, nothing can change you unlike you wear the whole set of jubah but you have a faith which is as thin as an apple skin.

To close this post, I would like to say 'Never throw away MU jersey.' Anyway, I am a MU fan but I like Tottenham Hotspurs more. At least they got into Champions League.

About that fatwa, I can say that maybe the 'ahli-ahli jawatnkuasa fatwa' are fans of Chelshit. Or maybe Loserfool? Or even Arsenil?

TAG THAT I COPIED

1) Apakah nama blog anda dan kenapa anda memilih nama itu ?

- HAZZAD. Sebab itu nama saya dan saya tak tau pun makna nama saya ni :)

2) Apakah link blog anda sekarang dan bagaimana boleh timbul idea untuk menamakannya seperti itu ?

- zadlerz.blogspot.com. Sebab saya nak orang lain hafal link ni dengan senang je. Bust apa nak link panjang2 tapi orang lain tak dapat nak hafal?

3) Apakah method penulisan dalam blog anda ?

- Tulis suka hati je dalam BI.

4) Pernah terasa nak hapuskan blog ? Sebabnya ?

- Pernah je. Sebab rasa bosan.

5) Pernah tak ahli keluarga anda membaca blog anda dan apa kata mereka ?

- Pernah je. Ayah saya pulak tu. Dia cakap 'betul ke grammar kau tu?' 

6) Apa perasaan anda apabila orang lain mengatakan bahawa blog anda buruk , sedangkan masih ada yang mengatakan blog anda cantik ?

- Mereka buta kot. Blog saya memang sentiasa buruk lah.

7) Bilakah anda mula mempunyai blog ?

- Disember 2008.

8) Siapakah orang pertama yang mengetahui anda mempunyai blog ?

- Tak pernah bagitau orang lain pun.

9) Apa perasaan anda apabila orang asyik mengatakan tentang blog anda di sekolah ?

- Ada ke? Tak silap saya, kat KMNS je. HAHA!

10) 10 orang ke atas seterusnya ditag 

- Anyone

First 3 Months in KMNS.

Oh hoi people! I am back as I am in semester break. It is okay to have 10 days of break. I don't need to have long break. It is not good for me actually.

So, I want to write about my first three months in KMNS. At first, during the class. Firstly, during Maths class, I was so 'lembab' that I did not manage to fully get whatever that lecturer told. So, for every difficult tutorial questions, I could  not do it. That includes polynomial questions. What a life!

For Chemistry, I can say that most of all the things that I learnt are quite absurd. I wonder how come oldies like Neils Bohr can come out with a theory of quantum mechanics for hydrogen where the people during that time could not notice the physical properties of hydrogen. To make things weirder, IBM only managed to create a microscope with a very high resolution in 1980. But, the microscope can only see the single atom only, not the electrons located in the atom.

And foremost, Physics. You must believe me. I will learn 16 chapters in Physics for Semester I only. Sounds crazy right? Yes it is. No more simple calculation like the one in form 4 and form 5. And you need to memorize all the formula during the exams. No formulas are given. HAHA. It is like I learn Physics during form 4 and form 5 for nothing.

Okay. How about the people in KMNS?

Seriously, I would like to say that there are so many girls in here. Asal jalan sikit je nampak perempuan. Haish. I understand that the ratio of boys and girls is 1 : 2.5! That's why I saw so many aweks, not girls. Plus, not to forget, nerds.

About the aweks, I will not be secretive. Of course, they are pretty, they are hot, they are cute. I will not deny that. But I don't want them. Once I saw them with other boys, I can say "Biarlah dengan diorang."  But once I saw them holding hands together, they disgust me.

Lastly, based on my hardwork + short period of sleep + kuat makan je, for UPS, I can say that ;

1. English - I just wrote any bullshit things that I want for the essay

2. Chemistry - All the ridiculous questions were given to me. Dayum!

3. Mathematics - Hadoyai!

4. Physics - Soalan susah reti buat tapi time soalan senang, tak reti pulak.

Well, that was me :)

Fight For This Love

At first, we had a fight.

After several minutes, no more fight. Just simple yet sweet words were given at each other.

Look. I told you. Love overcomes every problems and bad possibilities.

Like what Cheryl Cole says, "We gotta fight for this love."

p/s : i love you :D

World Cup.

Okay people. World Cup is currently at QF stage. France and my favorite team, Italy have been eliminated during the group stage. England has been 'diganyang' by Germany at the round of 16 stage. And last night, Brazil lost to the Netherlands. My maths tutor was so disappointed with that result. How pity. LOLOLOL

But I am not going to write about the World Cup. I am going to write about permitting the license of World Cup betting. Yes, many individuals and groups who disagree with the decision of permitting the betting license. For sure, PAS is one of them. And not to forget, our dearest PERKASA also disagree with the decision. How about UMNO? I don't know lah. I rarely read the Malay based newspaper.

They say that it will bring so many kind-of disasters or maybe badness, to be specific. For them, many people can get addicted with betting.

Before I write longer, betting is one kind of gambling. From Islamic perception, gambling is illegal. So, it is bad for the country. They know how to differentiate between legal and illegal things. Wow. Some kind of extraordinary I think. Tapi solat subuh berjemaah pun tak join. Apa kejadahnya tu?

Do you know that betting can bring so many profit to the country? Biilions of ringgit were transferred as gambling tax to the government. From that money, the government builds better physical infrastructures like roads. Hoi. Shouldn't that be considered as goodness? Even people who disagree with that idea use roads that were built with gambling tax.

One more thing, these groups and individuals disagree with the betting license but they do NOTHING to stop the sale of alcoholic drinks. Do you know that alcoholic drinks are considered as illegal? I know you do. But alcoholic drinks were spreadly sold within the country and the thing that I am so disappointed with, there are Muslim guys and women who drink alcoholic drink. And they do nothing to overcome that. Not to mention the spread selling condoms that encourage free sex between Muslim guy and women. How pathetic!

I am not saying that we should encourage giving the betting license. I am saying that it is some kind of a good idea. Hello! They have different meanings okay!

I do not care if you would like to say that I am so liberal. Actually, I would love to be described just like that.

UPSR dan PMR.

Even matriculation students know about it.

So, our dearest DPM gave an idea of cancelling UPSR and PMR. Frankly to say, this is a very bad idea. Why?

First, Malaysian students are exam-dependant. From this, I can say that Malaysian students are too depending on their results to further their studies. For example, MRSM and SBP open their entry for standard 6 students who managed to get 5A's in UPSR. How about 4A's? No way lah! So, by cancelling UPSR and PMR, how come MRSM and SBP want to take excellent students? Go through every school in Malaysia?

Second, public exams are made to test students' mastering in every subject. Although I heard that Malaysian public exam is one of the easiest in the world (except STPM), but it is still something important. Let say students are assessed based on their monthly tests, for sure we can see marks that are not good. There is a circumstance where students are not revising a single chapter only but, they are revising the whole syllabus for reason ; lazy.

Third, I want to say something irrelevant here. Tuition centres will go bankrupt. I hope you understand about what I say.

I know that for public exam, trees are cut down so that papers can be made for questions and answers. I also know that nowadays, public exams are free so the government will bear the loss. But don't you think that the loss can bring prosperous to the country? More doctors, engineers, lawyers and even pharmacists can be made just by providing papers of questions and answers.

Irrelevant Life.

Every night, I would sleep at 1 or 2 a.m and wake up at 5.30 a.m. Reasons? Study, do tutorial works, experiment reports. Sometimes, I would sleep at 4 a.m and still, I would wake up at 5.30 a.m. The effects of my very³ late sleep are I will have an eyebag right after I wake up and I will have a headache.

And my class starts from 8 a.m until 3 or 4 p.m. I only have little time for some rest.

Shit lah. I hate this life!

Lagenda Budak Setan.

I went to Sunway Pyramid and I watched Lagenda Budak Setan. Seriously, it was the best Malay movie that I have ever watched. I even shed tears. How unbelievable. By the way, two thumbs up for this movie!

There were so many sadful scenes during the play but I could not stand watching the scene where Kasyah brought his newly born baby to his dead wife. She died during giving birth. That was the scene where I shed tears.

After watching that movie, I wonder "Can I be as loyal as Kasyah?" "Can I do all the things that Kasyah does to Ayu?"

When I Was Younger...

I saw my daddy cry

And cursed at the winds

He broke his own heart

And I watched

As he tried to reassemble it

And my momma swore that

She would never let herself forget

And that was the day that I promised

I'd never sing of love

If it does not exist

But, darling...

YOU, ARE, THE ONLY EXCEPTION  :)

p/s : thanks for loving me until this moment.

Surau Punya Pasal.

I would like to express my disappointment here.

One question, what can you say about the surau located at almost every shopping mall? Nice? Good? Horrible? Sucks?

For me, the answer would be 'sucks'. Need a prove? Just go pray at that kind of surau during maghrib. I assume you will be getting the proves (not just a prove!) right after that.

Malaysia has so many gigantic shopping mall but the size of the surau is smaller than the size of the smallest shop at that shopping mall. To make things more serious, do you know 1Utama? That shopping mall, which is often said as one of the biggest shopping mall in Malaysia, does not have a surau. I went to that shopping mall so many times and I found no surau at all. Can I just say that 1Utama is a secular shopping mall? Hell yes!

For shopping mall that has surau, the condition will be horrible. When I go to one shopping mall, I will go to the toilet and the surau to check the condition of those facilities lah. And the surau, which is so small, only provides several praying mats. To worsen the situation, there is no air cond. I know that providing a surau brings no profit to you but that does not mean that you can treat your Muslim customers like a bunch of animals. Bollocks!!

But there is one shopping mall that provides the best surau I have ever had. It is IKEA in Mutiara Damansara. A non-Muslim company provides better surau than what the Muslim can provide. I kinda like it so much. The surau is big and cold. This is what I call as customer care!

Several more prestigious shopping malls like Pavilion provides good surau too. So, if you go shopping at Pavilion and you are confused to choose between LV or Prada handbag, just go to the surau and pray for a while. The comfort provided may help you. HAHA

p/s : i can write more posts but i always forgot to write it. sorry

Urgh.

Matriculation has turned my world upside down. From the top of the wheel, you may be at the bottom of the wheel in the end and vice versa.

And of course, typical men like me may be unable to arrange his own room. Well, that is a freaking truth.

Do you guys need proves? Here they come.

*the bed with blue mattress is mine. the other bed is empty. so, I used it :D

*to be specified

*ini baldi sudah penuh lah Hazzad. Bila lu nak basuh? Haish

*actually, this is not my table. but I used it. so what?

*this is my table. full with bottles. I wonder whether Kuala Pilah has a recycling centre or not.

*panoramic view, ermm... somekind of.

So, for closing this gallery, let me show you one Malay proverb that I found on my table.

My room is messed because of my so tight schedule. Well, it is matriculation right. I have to bear with it.

p/s : Malaysia lost at the semi final to China. So, the players blamed the media. If I were one of the players, I would say that too. The media had put so much hope to the players and plus, they were up against China. Please understand that bollocks!

(--")

4 more days left. A new diary of my life will begin in 4 days. But the thing is, I feel like I am not ready to have a new diary of my life. Haish.

Well, shit happens.

OK Apa Lepak² Kat Kedai Kopi Mahal.

1 small Caramel Machiatto for RM12.60. Sounds crazy but it worths if you enjoy it for an hour :D

When I was loafing with my friend at that 'Kedai Kopi Mahal', something caught my eyes' attention.

So I said to my friend, "Azam². Ko tengok tu. Pakcik tua pun layan stubuk tau. Hebat."

And he replied, " Esspresso large satu! HAHA"

So people, do have some!

p/s : no asasi law for me. so i will stick with matrik. wish me luck people!

Listen.

Time I start writing this post ; 2333 hours.

Oh ideas. Come to me. Come to me. There are people waiting for my new post so come on!

(Several minutes wasted)... (Still wasting)...

(After 63 minutes of thinking)...

Hello people. Here I come with a new post after my tearful post before this. Seriously, I took minutes or maybe hours, thinking about my new post. But, thanks to Boyzone's new album, I managed to have one.

So, I want to say something about sports in our own country. Yelah, everyone has its own favourite sports. Like me, I just stick to football. One kind of low-cost sports compared to polo, equestrian and golf. How the hell would you imagine to buy a set of the cheapest golf clubs? But for football, you can go buy one football at Tesco and with your 'kaki ayam', you can play them. Simple right?

In Malaysia, imagine that the government and sports institutes have been targetting specific sports that can bring gold medals in the Olympics. Indoor cycling, archery and badminton. That's all I can remember. They want these specific sports to bring gold medals without giving more and more proper and sophisticated facilities. It is like a man who copulates with his girlfriend and doesn't want his girlfriend to be pregnant but he doesn't wear a condom. Do you get me?

As you know, the Thomas Cup will be held about 10 days from now. And what I saw from the tv shows something unpleasant. The Sports Minister went to meet the badminton players as a sign of support for them. But I have been thinking that the minister is having high hopes on them. This brings pressure for them, plus the venue for this year Thomas Cup is in Malaysia. One thing in my mind about them is "They will be fucked up. They have been burdened by so much hopes and pressure. I'm afraid that they won't even make it to the finals." 

For me, they shouldn't be burdened with so much hopes and pressure. Do you know that over pressure can bring one sportsman to a defeat?

Let me tell a bit about Malaysian football. The local players are good. I can't deny that. The thing is, look at the condition of the fields. How bad to watch that kind of condition. The condition of the field is very very important as players can get injured due to the slippery or hard condition of the field. Look at the Wembley pitch in London. Everyone criticizes the condition of that pitch. Sometimes, I wonder, shouldn't there be any allocation for maintaining the condition of the field?

All over my life, I can say that sports is like being 'dianak-tirikan' in Malaysia. How pathetic to see that. I know that sports in Malaysia bring no concrete profits to any company and even the government. But don't you feel ashamed to see countries that are much poorer that Malaysia but still can bring about ten gold medals in the Olmpics while Malaysia can only be proud of obtaining one silver medal.

p/s : after this, maybe i will be so lazy to write new posts.

Tears Are Adding To The Flood.

Pejam celik pejam celik dah 24 April 2010. Sudah genap setahun kalau dihitung. Maksud aku, sudah setahun arwah nenek aku pergi memanggil seruan Ilahi. Arwah nenek yang selalu aku jumpa tatkala arwah sihat atau sakit. Tapi sayang. Aku jarang berborak panjang dengan arwah.

Masih terpahat segar dalam memori aku saat² arwah ditarik nyawanya. Aku berada di depan dia pula masa tu. Tapi tak perlulah aku nak cerita panjang² pasal itu. Tragis sungguh. Aku tau kalau aku cerita, mesti ada yang menangis. Cukuplah aku saja yang menangis.

Aku masih ingat, masa raya, mesti arwah akan bagi RM10 dekat aku dan adik-beradik aku. Aku tau, bagi korang, RM10 itu kecil saja nilainya. Tapi bagi aku, ianya sungguh berharga. Bayangkan, arwah mampu bagi budak² lain duit raya RM10 juga. Murah sungguh rezeki arwah nenek aku ini.

Kadang² masa aku dapat result exam aku macam UPSR dengan PMR yang dianggap flying colours, arwah nenek aku cukup gembira dan beri aku sedikit duit kepada aku sebagai tanda tumpang gembira dengan result aku tu. Dan dulu pernah juga arwah nak beri aku duit untuk aku belanja dekat sekolah tapi ayah aku cakap dalam bahasa Jawa "Mak, hari ini bukan hari raya."

Bagi aku, arwah nenek aku lah antara nenek paling beruntung pasal arwah dapat tau yang cucu²-nya sudah berjaya; jadi engineer lah, businessman lah, lecturer lah. Cuma tak ada lawyer je. Should that be me?

Kepada nenek, you know that I love you so much. And if possible, when I die, I would like to be buried beside your grave so that I can feel tranquility in my grave.

p/s : i spent about 45 minutes writing this 'kind-of-short' post and i shed tears when writing this post. damn. it was hard for me.

I Just Did This.

OK Atiqah. Aku buat post yang kau tag aku ni. Demi kau, aku buat lah. Lagipun, dah lama aku tak buat post macam ni.

1. Bekas kekasih saya adalah:

 seorang perempuan yang cute dan sweet.

2. Saya sedang mendengar:

David Guetta - Grrr (lagu genre electro)

3. Mungkin saya patut:

mintak kemeja Armani Exchange kat abang saya. LOL

4. Saya suka:

total football. its the best style of playing football.

5. Sahabat-sahabat baik saya:

nama pun sahabat baik. mestilah mereka tu baik kan.

6. Saya tak paham:

kenapa budak² perempuan cakap justin bieber ni cute or handsome. apahal?

7. Saya kehilangan:

idea nak buat post baru kat blog.

8. Ramai yang berkata:

yang lionel messi itu seorang alien. well, his coach says that too.

9. Makna nama saya:

selama aku hidup kat dunia ni, aku tak tau pun makna nama aku ni. serius.

10. Cinta itu adalah:

seperti ikatan antara kita dan orang lain. biarlah kita tak miliki diri orang itu asalkan kita miliki hati orang itu dengan cinta kita.

11. Di suatu tempat, seseorang sedang:

clubbing di satu club sambil pegang sebotol Jack Daniels.

12. Saya akan cuba:

mengawal naluri semulajadi saya.

13. Ayat SELAMANYA membawa maksud:

forever until the very end.

14. Telefon bimbit saya:

N73 warna hitam.

15. Bila saya terjaga dari tidur:

saya akan tengok kat hp sama ada terdapat mesej atau miscall.

16. Saya paling meluat apabila:

ada orang menikam dari belakang orang lain.

17. Pesta/Parti adalah :

sesuatu yang saya suka sangat. full with chicks. hoho

18. Haiwan yang paling comel yang saya pernah temui ialah:

Harimau Belang kat Zoo Negara.

19. Peringkat umur yang paling menyeronokkan bagi saya ialah:

17 tahun. macam² benda yang terjadi.

20. Hari ini:

Selasa

21. Malam ini saya akan:

buat apa² yang saya suka.

22. Esok pula saya akan:

start fikir untuk shopping apa. haha

23. Saya betul-betul ingin:

itu slingbag Burberry. hoho

24. Ketika anda lihat wajah anda di hadapan cermin pagi ini:

rambut saya makin panjang lah pulak.

25. Pusat membeli-belah atau arked permainan:

pusat membeli-belah lah.

26. Makanan Barat atau Jepun :

 Barat jelah.

27. Bilik yang terang atau gelap:

separa terang dan gelap.

28. Makanan segera adalah:

fast food. like what you can get at McDonald's or Burger King.

29. Ayat terakhir yang anda katakan pada seseorang?

gudnite.

30.Siapa yang anda mahu Tag?

sesiapa lah. kalau anda baca, adalah diharap supaya anda turut buat survey post ni. some kind of good actually. but i don't know for what aspect. haha

p/s: love me, kiss me, hug me, and i will do exactly the same things you did.