Bajet Je.

Come on. Get a life lah.

Do you think that you are great enough? Cut it out. You make me puked.

What? Can you repeat it back? I did not hear you.

Oh. You were saying that you wear a Topman, right? What? You wore a Zara too?

I do not think that I should care about that. BTW, do you know that any Topman apparel coming to Malaysian stores are the one which have been rejected in the UK?  HAHA. That is bad for you.

But it is okay because I also have one. Hiya!

And seriously, the way you that you say "Dia baru nak layan Topman. Padahal aku dah lama layan Topman" makes me to say "Poyo punya budak. Topman tu murah lah. Sebab tu aku beli Topman."

Not to mention, other fashion victims.

It would be better to buy Garage t-shirt lah. 3 for 50 only. HAHA

p/s : i lost a heart that i won't be able to have it back.

Haziqah.

*bersama makcik dia*

Ini lah fruit son (anak buah) aku. Yang penting, dia ni cute macam Ankul (uncle) dia. LOL

Best Movie?

Yesterday, I watched Estet. There were so many jokes that I laughed so much through the movie. Not to forget, the CGI shots that were put inside this movie. The CGI made the movie. Something that even Tamil movies and Hollywood movies do not have.

Thank you Mamat 'Sivagi' Khalid for the movie. HAHA

Should I say that this is the best Malay movie? Maybe. But I saw about 3 or 4 scenes where the plots plateaued which made me bored. But for overall, my friend said that this is the best movie. He also said "Patut lah Mamat Khalid marah filem ni tak menang."

By the way, best English movie for me? No English movie can beat Inception.

Why Inception? Easy. This movie shows reality. The reality that you can control your own dream. I can do that.

p/s : you cannot bribe me with money, you cannot shower me with shame.

Direct Translasi.

Nowadays, many English words have been directly translated into Malay. Do I need to say that it is something good? Maybe because of we can have better Malay vocabulary. But the thing is, it brings one badness in which many of us will know the direct meaning of one English word rather than the pure meaning in Malay. 

For example, many of us would say that national in Malay is nasional rather than kebangsaan.

BTW, I like direct translation, especially for lyrics because it is funny. Do not want to believe me? Just read below.

" Jangan panggil nama aku, jangan panggil nama aku, Alejandro

Aku bukan awek kau, aku bukan awek kau, Fernando

Tak nak cium, tak nak sentuh

Cuma hisap satu rokok dan diam

Jangan panggil nama aku, jangan panggil nama aku, Roberto"

*picked from Lady Gaga - Alejandro lyrics

What? Scared that I am very brave to use Alejandro lyrics? Do not worry lah for those who believed that Lady Gaga is an Illuminati. It is just a conspiracy theory. Doesn't mean that if I use her lyrics, my faith will fade.

It would be very silly if you are going to say that.

p/s : Though you break my heart, you are the only one.

Kids' Fairytale.

Haikal : Hakim nak jadi angkasawan.

Aku : Abang kau tu?

Haikal : Yelah.

Aku : Jangan sawan je sudah.

Teringat time aku budak² dulu sejak aku sepupu aku yang kecik tu cakap camtu. Yelah. Time budak² dulu, impian berlambak. Cita² senang je bertukar.

Darjah 1 - Nak jadi doktor

Darjah 2 - Nak jadi jurutera

Darjah 3 - Nak jadi askar

Darjah 4 sampai darjah 6 - Nak jadi arkitek

Ingatlah jugak time darjah 3, arwah nenek aku tanya

Nenek : Zad. Nanti besar nak jadi apa?

Aku : Jadi askar.

Nenek : *kepelikan*

Yang lagi best, ada kawan aku kat sekolah rendah dulu, cita² dia nak jadi doktor dengan saintis. Jadi dia cakap  "Time siang aku jadi saintis, bila malam aku jadi doktor lak." Bila fikir betul², rasa nak gelak je.

So, impian time budak² dulu kita tu tercapai tak?

Melihat result SPM, Bio aku B. Eh. Mana layak nak jadi doktor ni. Fizik pulak A. Masih ada harapan lagi lah nak jadi engineer, bukan jurutera. Tapi, belum tentu aku akan jadi engineer. Plus, bukan aku nak pun jadi engineer.

Jadi, akhir kata aku, impian time budak² dulu boleh dianggap takkan jadi. Bayangkan, budak pandai math yang nak jadi mathematician pun belum tentu jadi mathematician, mungkin dia end up jadi pelacur. Hoho

p/s : she's a monster, beautiful monster, but i don't mind.